# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 313
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6245 "2022-03-16T12:53:13Z")
While white beans are traditionally used to make Boston baked beans, you must use a much smaller variety to make Boson baked beans ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6246 "2022-03-16T14:33:58Z")
French scientists at CERN have secretly been using proton beams for experiments in molecular gastronomy. As similar work has gained increasing popular acceptance, they have been emboldened to publish a cookbook, _Cooking With Collider Beams_. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6247 "2022-03-19T18:44:23Z")
Molecular gastronomy concoctions always give me atomy ache. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6248 "2022-03-20T20:47:57Z")
My neighbor the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate a political extremist he’d met. He really hates free radicals. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6249 "2022-03-21T00:38:05Z")
I’ve had my ion a free radical for quite some time. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6250 "2022-03-21T02:55:05Z")
They have to be careful around the law – might get brought up on charges. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6251 "2022-03-21T20:59:55Z")
Are you positive? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6252 "2022-03-22T01:07:35Z")
No, I’m nought. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6253 "2022-03-22T02:03:44Z")
An electron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, " For you, no charge." ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6254 "2022-03-22T14:54:52Z")
For there to be no charge, the electron must’ve ordered a proton shake. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6255 "2022-03-22T17:53:29Z")
Those things are good if you’re keeping an ion your weight. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6256 "2022-03-24T19:26:53Z")
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, **Quondam\_Mechanic** , you are a true Joule. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6257 "2022-03-24T21:27:31Z")
Awwww, shucks… Not really in play but… near Argonne Labs in Illinois there was (is?) a large Jewel supermarket – known to all the nerds in Argonne as the Megajewel. (They were also fond of wearing T-shirts that said “Argonne is a gas.”) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6258 "2022-03-25T01:28:30Z")
The peasants revolted and burned the palace. The nobles argon. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6259 "2022-03-25T06:04:10Z")
As they ran out of the palace, one of them bumped his neon the table. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6260 "2022-03-25T13:23:16Z")
I wonder if the Argonne Scientists’ favorite song is Radon Love. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2022, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6261 "2022-03-27T05:27:01Z")
I think they’re pretty inert on that. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6262 "2022-03-28T01:06:22Z")
I bet they like _Xenon: Warrior Princess_. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6263 "2022-03-28T03:38:33Z")
Princess Diana apparently had dandruff. I heard they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6264 "2022-03-28T05:48:07Z")
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