# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 314
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6265 "2022-03-28T17:41:59Z")
I understand that Natalie Wood didn’t want to put dogfood in the bowl but she certainly was willing to feed the fish. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6266 "2022-03-29T05:31:00Z")
Went into a porno shop for the first time. I swear the prick behind the cash register kept an eye on me the whole time. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6267 "2022-03-31T13:47:25Z")
The last time I went to a porno shop I wanted to buy this really nice looking big red dildo but the clerk said that the fire extinguisher wasn’t for sale. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6268 "2022-04-03T05:52:20Z")
15% of women admit to having used vibrators. The other 85% said they bought them new. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6269 "2022-04-05T19:11:00Z")
Over 15% of people on message boards make up stats. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6270 "2022-04-07T22:09:23Z")
Statistics show that 47% of people are pedantic. Well, 46.8%. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6271 "2022-04-10T21:32:30Z")
I was shocked to learn that statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6272 "2022-04-11T02:30:32Z")
In my opinion 47.55 percent of statistics are opinions. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6273 "2022-04-11T17:40:18Z")
I’ve spent today analyzing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They’re just staggering. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6274 "2022-04-16T20:26:51Z")
Last night I was drunk, so I took the train to go home. I’ve never driven a train before. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6275 "2022-04-16T20:51:40Z")
Ironically, it’s not something you’d usually do without training. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6276 "2022-04-16T20:55:07Z")
Nasa kicked me out of their astronaut training program. They said I was a waste of space. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6277 "2022-04-19T03:34:38Z")
My grandmother once told me, an eight year old, what she and grandpa did on the farm during winter. It was a cockamamie story. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6278 "2022-04-19T06:48:24Z")
Depending on the nature of the farm, that could have been a cock-and-bull story. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6279 "2022-04-19T13:16:07Z")
I once heard about a farmer who successfully grew a crop of dildos. Unfortunately he now has a problem with squatters. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6280 "2022-04-22T14:25:30Z")
In places where prostitution is legal, you have to be careful when places call themselves a “dude ranch.” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6281 "2022-04-24T21:00:13Z")
The cops pulled me over on my bicycle today and gave me a ticket for prostitution. They said they’d seen me pedaling my ass all over town. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2022, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6282 "2022-04-26T14:58:11Z")
I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home. It was a drag. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6283 "2022-04-27T00:32:04Z")
I need a new bicycle. The one I have now is two tired to work much longer. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2022, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6284 "2022-04-27T13:28:43Z")
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