# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 315
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6285 "2022-05-01T21:57:12Z")
I witnessed an actual murder in real life and didn’t tell anyone about it. But crows were common in my area back then, so it wasn’t a big deal. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6286 "2022-05-01T22:49:47Z")
Crows caws a lot of accidents. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6287 "2022-05-02T00:06:32Z")
He thinks any big black bird is a crow. He’s a raven lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6288 "2022-05-02T03:39:48Z")
I once saw a dolphin kissing a raven. Sure didn’t expect to see that as the highlight of the NFL game. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6289 "2022-05-02T05:49:52Z")
Crocus plants have an innate ability to keep crows away by offending them with their language. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6290 "2022-05-02T16:00:52Z")
My wife loves gardening but I’m getting a bit worried because she seems to be showing a violet streak. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6291 "2022-05-02T16:14:42Z")
Criminals’ favorite color is perple. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6292 "2022-05-06T00:37:32Z")
Orange you glad I can’t think of many color puns? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6293 "2022-05-06T04:31:25Z")
I red a book about them. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6294 "2022-05-06T06:22:42Z")
Yes, they blue me away. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6295 "2022-05-06T13:20:04Z")
I’m a-green with you on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6296 "2022-05-06T20:30:37Z")
You folks are all great hue-mans. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6297 "2022-05-07T01:27:17Z")
Brown noser. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6298 "2022-05-07T04:21:48Z")
Where do you all live? In a tint city? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6299 "2022-05-07T07:39:31Z")
Yes, and we’re all white-color workers. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6300 "2022-05-07T19:52:54Z")
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6301 "2022-05-09T01:54:06Z")
So your location should be listed as “beyond the pale”? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2022, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6302 "2022-05-09T04:46:00Z")
A middle aged lady came into the department store and said she was looking for something to cover her antique chest. She slapped me when I directed to the negligee department. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2022, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6303 "2022-05-10T07:15:35Z")
Yeah, you made a mistake there, bra. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6304 "2022-05-11T20:48:17Z")
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