# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6345 "2022-06-14T01:48:46Z")
It’s nice when people enjoy their work, but hopefully no one gets too fired up when they’re cleaning chimneys. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6346 "2022-06-14T06:53:32Z")
If there’s one thing America needs, it’s a new approach to hearthcare. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6347 "2022-06-14T11:50:38Z")
Yes, especially mantel hearthcare. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6348 "2022-06-14T14:07:40Z")
I was asked, how can I hide that dirty hearth from my guests? I said, it’s a cinder – tell a lie. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6349 "2022-06-14T14:34:51Z")
My chimney stopped smoking, I think it has hearth disease. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6350 "2022-06-15T21:17:25Z")
One day in a Kansas tornado Dorothy said a chimney just flew away. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6351 "2022-06-15T22:46:32Z")
Chimney Flicket ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6352 "2022-06-16T13:03:10Z")
One time I heard Santa coughing while he was coming down the chimney. Sounded like he was coming down with something. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6353 "2022-06-16T16:58:54Z")
Maybe he caught the flue. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6354 "2022-06-16T20:01:43Z")
When he came down the chimney he was extra warm because of the Canadian filling of his jacket. Plus he had to duck to avoid hitting his head on the roof. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6355 "2022-06-17T05:25:23Z")
There is a chance yule log in some time near a fireplace next winter. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6356 "2022-06-17T12:21:43Z")
Whenever I order Yule logs in the mail I end up returning them to cinder. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6357 "2022-06-17T14:01:47Z")
Christmas puns always sleigh me. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6358 "2022-06-17T14:19:06Z")
No more Christmas puns! I repeat, in Spanglish, X-mas! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6359 "2022-06-17T17:16:00Z")
No? Well, OK then. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6360 "2022-06-17T17:54:59Z")
I hate this Christmas keyboard, it has no L. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6361 "2022-06-18T19:21:13Z")
No L? How about heavy-N? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6362 "2022-06-18T19:37:45Z")
Every calendar’s days are Numbered! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6363 "2022-06-18T20:46:23Z")
Felix to the Cop at the poker table re using a coaster: memento, Murray. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6364 "2022-06-19T03:11:27Z")
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