# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 319
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6365 "2022-06-20T01:49:10Z")
Plateau is the highest form of flattery. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6366 "2022-06-20T13:47:08Z")
It’s hard to manage flattery with no irony. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6367 "2022-06-20T15:28:18Z")
Red and green were flattering each other because they were complimentary colors. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6368 "2022-06-20T19:09:52Z")
So are pink and pale flesh tones, she said, blushing. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6369 "2022-06-22T03:33:48Z")
I’m an extremist to the max. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6370 "2022-06-22T06:28:42Z")
A man jumped off a bridge in France. He was in Seine. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6371 "2022-06-22T13:20:16Z")
Were you under the bridge or are you just trolling? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6372 "2022-06-22T15:04:54Z")
Most bridge jumping happens in the Fall. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6373 "2022-06-22T20:35:24Z")
I tried bridge jumping once. The players at the table were not happy. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6374 "2022-06-23T20:02:46Z")
Playing cards I dealt an ace once. He shot his sleeves and snagged it mid-air. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6375 "2022-06-24T06:26:39Z")
I was playing poker once, where there was a buffet laid on the side, which included a nice selection of fruit. I wanted to pay attention to my cards and the game, so I kind of ignored it. Until hunger took over, and I, still with my cards in my hand, hit the buffet. I only ended up having a pear. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6376 "2022-06-24T12:29:02Z")
Sounds like you didn’t get jack. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6377 "2022-06-24T15:28:13Z")
Orange you glad you didn’t overeat though? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6378 "2022-06-24T16:57:12Z")
Only a deuce bag would do that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6379 "2022-06-28T05:09:03Z")
Sure, but that’s not to say I couldn’t trey. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6380 "2022-06-30T17:32:26Z")
What are, some sort of drama queen? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6381 "2022-06-30T18:09:31Z")
My wife said that she’s leaving me because I watch too many TV dramas. But will she really leave me? Find out next week! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6382 "2022-06-30T18:47:14Z")
Cheers had several Cliff hangers in the dressing room. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6383 "2022-07-02T05:08:07Z")
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6384 "2022-07-04T04:22:09Z")
Does the body burn fewer calories in a day in amputees? Yes, by an arm and a leg. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=318) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=320)