# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 320
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6385 "2022-07-04T05:40:33Z")
Watch out for the Calorie Cops. When they are dispatched, you can bet the heat is on. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6386 "2022-07-04T20:10:46Z")
My landlord yelled at me today because my heating bill is through the roof and that he’s going to have to come over soon to discuss a solution. I told him my door is always open. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6387 "2022-07-06T16:13:30Z")
I couldn’t stand my last landlord. He was always walking around like he owned the place. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6388 "2022-07-07T01:49:07Z")
He told me that his grandfather invented pilates but I knew that was a stretch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6389 "2022-07-07T03:34:21Z")
Yeah, he was full of it. In addition to the pilates remark, he said his property was haunted, but that he had the ghosts exercised. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6390 "2022-07-07T17:54:05Z")
The safest place in a haunted house is the living room. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6391 "2022-07-09T05:37:50Z")
Well, the dining room is where the owner can gHost a dinner party. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6392 "2022-07-09T11:58:15Z")
What do you mean - our condo was built in a former cemetery? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6393 "2022-07-09T23:39:06Z")
I like playing poker in the cemetery because it’s always easy to dig up another player. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6394 "2022-07-10T04:19:49Z")
No matter how the game is going, dead poker players never lose their decomposure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6395 "2022-07-10T04:31:10Z")
It’s not necessarily the way you play the game; it’s the spirit with which you play it. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6396 "2022-07-10T05:17:34Z")
The gigolo’s favorite game is three-card stud. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6397 "2022-07-10T21:35:08Z")
As I handed my best friend his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6398 "2022-07-11T14:10:43Z")
You gave him 50 birthday cards? That really takes the cake. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6399 "2022-07-12T04:02:01Z")
I remember attending a birthday party where they served fruitcake. Not my favourite, so I screamed instead. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6400 "2022-07-12T05:55:24Z")
I’ve been to parties in which all the guests were fruitcakes. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6401 "2022-07-12T14:18:48Z")
Sometimes I sing on cakes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6402 "2022-07-12T19:37:17Z")
If you use a milk-based frosting then you should definitely be pudding that cake in the refrigerator. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6403 "2022-07-13T01:10:35Z")
If you don’t, they’ll take you into custard-y. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6404 "2022-07-13T05:45:48Z")
I’m a big flan of that dessert. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=319) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=321)