# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6405 "2022-07-13T06:16:18Z")
I went to a dinner party in a house of ill repute. Tarts were served. I just opted for coffee and cake. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6406 "2022-07-17T20:38:20Z")
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu. “Can I ask you something?” I said. “Certainly,” he replied. I said, “Why did you just eat my food?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6407 "2022-07-18T17:41:50Z")
I bet I’d be a great waiter. I’d bring so much to the table. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6408 "2022-07-19T04:42:58Z")
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6409 "2022-07-20T07:16:32Z")
My brother and I had the same size feet, so I’d occasionally borrow his shoes and he’d borrow mine. We were sole brothers. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6410 "2022-07-25T01:56:25Z")
I never thought orthopedic shoes would really work for me, but I stand corrected. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6411 "2022-07-25T16:03:32Z")
I watched a movie called “The Adjustment,” about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn’t really like it. Too much backstory. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6412 "2022-07-25T16:07:10Z")
But I’ll bet that the good parts were spine-tingling. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6413 "2022-07-25T17:34:54Z")
Yeah, but the rest of it just slowly lumbared along. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6414 "2022-07-31T21:41:11Z")
I thought my doctor was helping me with these lumbar injections but come to find out he was just stabbing me in the back. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6415 "2022-08-01T03:37:25Z")
I took my fox terrier to a veterinarian to get shots but was turned away because he was only doing labs that day. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6416 "2022-08-01T14:39:04Z")
Does that mean that they weren’t doing cat scans either? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6417 "2022-08-02T16:52:38Z")
They threw out that old machine. In other words, the cat scan is in the scat can. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6418 "2022-08-03T14:42:04Z")
Hey, there’s more than one way to scan a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6419 "2022-08-04T20:08:29Z")
I don’t have a cat, can I get a pet scan instead? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6420 "2022-08-05T07:42:48Z")
Isn’t a pet’s can something like a litter box? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6421 "2022-08-08T01:14:10Z")
I recently applied for a job as a litter collector. They asked if I had any relevant experience, but I said I would just pick it up as I went along. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6422 "2022-08-08T01:45:17Z")
Literally. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6423 "2022-08-08T06:01:44Z")
What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are two dollars, but deer nuts are under a buck. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2022, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6424 "2022-08-08T06:27:58Z")
Never thought about that, but you have me interested. Doe tell! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=320) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=322)