# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6465 "2022-09-11T03:39:41Z")

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Some people never liked _MAD_ but it kept me sane.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2022, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6466 "2022-09-11T09:53:39Z")

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I once wanted to read a newsmagazine, but I didn’t have the Time.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6467 "2022-09-12T02:11:54Z")

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A new magazine store has opened near me. They have so many issues.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6468 "2022-09-12T15:25:35Z")

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Do you have any older Chiropractic Today magazines? I am looking for back issues.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6469 "2022-09-12T15:37:39Z")

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Do you read _Charmin_? It’s for people interested in toilet issues.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6470 "2022-09-12T20:01:29Z")

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I’ve seen a few issues of that. It laid out the bear facts.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6471 "2022-09-13T20:29:21Z")

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I think I’d like to paws at the end of the day and read that.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6472 "2022-09-22T13:22:58Z")

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Speaking of paws, my dog was chewing on my laptop’s power cord yesterday so I had to ground her. She’s conducting herself better today.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6473 "2022-09-25T20:57:18Z")

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My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. I took him to the vet. No word yet.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6474 "2022-09-27T15:13:34Z")

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You have to be careful, that could spell disaster.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6475 "2022-09-27T18:40:25Z")

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Whatever it spells, there will be a colon involved.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6476 "2022-09-28T00:42:32Z")

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And maybe a semicolon!

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6477 "2022-09-30T12:06:21Z")

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And an assterisk.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2022, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6478 "2022-09-30T18:03:54Z")

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I used to use ellipses a lot, but I don’t use them any more.

… Or any less.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6479 "2022-10-01T05:03:53Z")

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The best remark, period, in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2022, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6480 "2022-10-01T13:35:17Z")

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My cousin just got out of the hospital after bad head injury. He’s now in the period after the coma.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6481 "2022-10-02T21:20:14Z")

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For a period of time, Harry Houdini used a trap door in every magic show he performed. It was just a stage he was going through.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6482 "2022-10-03T13:41:38Z")

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A good magician’s assistant is hard to find. They’re highly sawed after.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6483 "2022-10-03T15:04:37Z")

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Then there was the Hasidic magician who pulled a rabbi out of a hat.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6484 "2022-10-03T20:50:54Z")

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I’d rather see that then see a magician pull a habit out of a rat.

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