# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 325
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6485 "2022-10-04T02:43:42Z")
Agreed. Let’s have nun of that. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6486 "2022-10-06T14:01:40Z")
I know a guy who took dolls representing the Chinese emperors and dressed 'em up like nuns. He quit when he realized it was habit for Ming. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2022, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6487 "2022-10-09T23:30:21Z")
Then there was the unhygienic nun who was kicked out of the convent for her dirty habit. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6488 "2022-10-10T15:25:12Z")
I’m really concerned about these modern appliances in our houses spying on us and sending back data on our habits. In fact, vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6489 "2022-10-10T16:43:29Z")
So _that’s_ why they put a guy named Hoover in charge of the FBI! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6490 "2022-10-15T07:19:47Z")
The FBI found out that I had the future, the present and the past at my house. Things got a little tense. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6491 "2022-10-16T03:17:19Z")
You sunk your clause into that one PDQ, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6492 "2022-10-16T21:15:26Z")
I dreamed I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses. So I made a mad dash for it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6493 "2022-10-17T14:06:29Z")
Last night I dreamt that I went fishing in an expensive hotel room. It was a suite dream but it wasn’t reel. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6494 "2022-10-17T14:25:01Z")
I once bought some expensive fishing tackle that didn’t work, so I demanded a rebate. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6495 "2022-10-19T02:58:46Z")
Man, I, too, was eying some pretty cool and expensive fishing tackle but my wife lured me away. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6496 "2022-10-19T13:34:33Z")
She sounds like a real catch. I bet you’re happy that she wasn’t the one who got away. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6497 "2022-10-23T20:45:28Z")
You know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6498 "2022-10-24T13:35:07Z")
I just finished a shift at the umbrella factory - I was only covering for someone. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6499 "2022-10-24T13:58:27Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I was only covering for someone. Was he not up to par ? Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6500 "2022-10-24T21:13:30Z")
??? As with the Argument Clinic, I’m wondering if you haven’t stumbled into Abuse by mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6501 "2022-10-25T02:07:00Z")
Like they say, friends stick with you, enemas leave you behind. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6502 "2022-10-25T05:01:37Z")
We’re back on this topic again? Aw, crap! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6503 "2022-10-25T12:35:03Z")
Poo poo jokes always diarrhealy hard death. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6504 "2022-10-25T13:05:31Z")
We keep circling back to these diarrhea jokes, it seems like people just can’t hold them in. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=324) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=326)