# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 326
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6505 "2022-10-25T13:15:56Z")
It was a pathetic attempt at a parasol joke, unless i’m very much mistaken. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2022, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6506 "2022-10-25T13:47:37Z")
Ah. My bad. Apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6507 "2022-10-26T14:18:35Z")
I tried to apologize to my wife after saying that her skin felt like leather, but she wasn’t suede. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6508 "2022-10-26T15:03:13Z")
Dressing in leather is a good way to hide. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6509 "2022-10-29T05:01:15Z")
Ever notice the shape of a football? It’s like a pig’s kin. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6510 "2022-10-31T15:12:11Z")
I love football on Sundays. It’s a great way to kick off the afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6511 "2022-10-31T18:30:52Z")
Too far for the first down, so Intergalactic\_Gladiator dropped back and punned, ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6512 "2022-11-01T04:09:44Z")
Did you hear about the player whose whole left side was paralyzed? He’s all right now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6513 "2022-11-01T07:22:52Z")
Can’t remember which team, but the guy who plays right guard is now endorsing deodorants. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6514 "2022-11-03T17:20:31Z")
Unfortunately, he was fired and now he’s not making any scents. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6515 "2022-11-05T00:39:43Z")
Nor is the tight end. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6516 "2022-11-05T07:43:30Z")
The fullback is constipated. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2022, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6517 "2022-11-05T13:44:56Z")
Don’t pull his finger! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6518 "2022-11-09T14:35:18Z")
I’m looking to keep my hands warm in fingerless gloves, any tips? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6519 "2022-11-09T15:12:30Z")
Go ahead and use whatever hand warmers you need to – no need to be sub-mitten to our opinions. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2022, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6520 "2022-11-10T16:31:55Z")
Opinions matter, and icy hotheads will have their say. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6521 "2022-11-11T03:24:12Z")
Of course, their remarks will be fiery. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6522 "2022-11-12T21:22:41Z")
I’d tell you a joke about a fiery green lizard, but it would just drag-on. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6523 "2022-11-13T04:30:39Z")
He tried to help his dragon breathe fire by giving it Viagra. He’d heard that it helped with a reptile dysfunction. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6524 "2022-11-13T16:05:37Z")
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