# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 327
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2022, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6525 "2022-11-13T23:26:34Z")
I built a model of Mount Everest. A buddy asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No. It’s to look at.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6526 "2022-11-14T04:42:21Z")
I’d love to measure the height of Everest, but I’m too lazy to do the work. Can someone summit up for me? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6527 "2022-11-14T15:50:49Z")
Can you believe that story about what happened at Everest? I couldn’t get over it. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6528 "2022-11-15T01:49:24Z")
I started to clime Everest but got scared and froze in my tracks. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6529 "2022-11-15T02:26:48Z")
I thought I could never climb Everest. Until I peaked at it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6530 "2022-11-15T05:03:12Z")
The Himalayas fascinate me. Can I ever rest without being there? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6531 "2022-11-15T13:59:06Z")
I heard that the camp at the bottom of Everest was destroyed in an avalanche. I don’t believe it though, that rumor is baseless. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6532 "2022-11-16T18:37:51Z")
The thing about being an avalanche enthusiast is that it’s easy to be swept up in it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6533 "2022-11-17T12:38:00Z")
As Mario would say, “That’s a snow joke!” ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6534 "2022-11-25T00:10:45Z")
The inventor of Autocorrect has died. His funnel is tomato. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6535 "2022-11-25T01:14:23Z")
Mumford Augustus, President and CEO of the Cineplex movie theater chain, died today after a long illness. His funeral will be on Saturday at 12:00, 4:30, 6:15. and 9:00. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6536 "2022-11-26T05:20:00Z")
I understand that they made a movie about the TSA. It has frequent screenings. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6537 "2022-11-26T22:49:21Z")
When going to an airport, one should wear plane clothes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6538 "2022-11-26T23:09:34Z")
I find it very obnoxious to play sports against pilots. They’re always looking for arrival. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6539 "2022-11-28T07:08:23Z")
My gas fireplace wasn’t working, so I called a friend to fix it. He was naturally the one I called; after all, he’s a pilot. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6540 "2022-11-28T13:16:29Z")
A gas fireplace is the only place I want my pilot to be lit. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6541 "2022-11-28T14:45:32Z")
Hooligans are the worst air travelers because they like to pile it on. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6542 "2022-12-03T20:34:56Z")
A bunch of hooligans are smashing up the shop next door and stealing musical instruments. Damned luters! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6543 "2022-12-03T23:04:08Z")
It is a cymbal of the decline of civilization. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6544 "2022-12-04T00:33:19Z")
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