# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 328
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6545 "2022-12-05T15:46:23Z")
When that happened in the 1200s it was Saxon violins. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6546 "2022-12-05T15:52:57Z")
That’s tubad. They need to cellout. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6547 "2022-12-07T20:21:36Z")
I just bought a cello on the black market - no strings attached! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6548 "2022-12-07T22:22:07Z")
They say that ducks love the sound of low stringed instruments. I think that’s a bass canard. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6549 "2022-12-07T22:28:13Z")
In a battle between a flute and a piccolo, I couldn’t pick which woodwind. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2022, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6550 "2022-12-07T22:30:23Z")
Pretty sure whichever did, it would trumpet its success. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2022, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6551 "2022-12-08T02:59:18Z")
Trumpets are worst pets, always making MAGArgantuan messes in the House. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6552 "2022-12-09T05:03:02Z")
Trumpets are indeed the worst, always trying to horn in where they don’t belong. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6553 "2022-12-10T02:11:27Z")
That’s the cornettiest joke I’ve seen on this thread yet. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6554 "2022-12-10T21:55:53Z")
Tubad! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6555 "2022-12-11T22:13:10Z")
My friends and I were putting together a musical score for a production of _Hamlet_. Tuba or no tuba, that was the question. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6556 "2022-12-12T05:12:35Z")
We fought violently over the size of the orchestra. I say we had too much violince. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6557 "2022-12-12T13:40:41Z")
I found an old R-rated film with Stephan Grappelli and Stan Getz. All sax and violins. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6558 "2022-12-12T15:04:44Z")
Is that the one where the two characters rob a music store and then argue over who gets to keep the lute? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6559 "2022-12-12T17:17:32Z")
If I had to piccolo point in the film, that’d be it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6560 "2022-12-14T06:29:30Z")
Why are we picking on woodwinds? If we’re picking on anything, it should be the strings. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6561 "2022-12-14T07:39:50Z")
The string theory? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6562 "2022-12-14T12:52:19Z")
String theory was invented in Thailand. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6563 "2022-12-14T15:27:22Z")
Did you just pluck the string theory from the headlines? ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6564 "2022-12-15T00:11:05Z")
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