# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 329
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6565 "2022-12-15T17:33:43Z")
I prefer to air on the side of caution. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6566 "2022-12-15T18:11:22Z")
I love the breeze at a cow farm because there’s nothing better than a nice dairy air. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6567 "2022-12-15T19:27:31Z")
The owner of the farm has to be careful to leave a will. Don’t want folks fighting over who’ll be the dairy heir. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6568 "2022-12-15T20:07:14Z")
My wife is agitating for me to start using anti-baldness products - but do I dare re-hair? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6569 "2022-12-15T20:12:36Z")
If you don’t, will there be hell toupee ? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6570 "2022-12-16T04:51:59Z")
Yeah, you could get bald out. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6571 "2022-12-16T05:13:20Z")
My sister inherited our father’s shoe manufacturing plant. I wanted to cobble her. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6572 "2022-12-16T05:21:26Z")
Whenever I watch shoes wrestling, I cheer for the heel. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6573 "2022-12-16T12:42:48Z")
I guess I could make a shoe joke, but I just feel too lacey to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6574 "2022-12-16T14:41:37Z")
That just might get you the boot. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6575 "2022-12-16T20:59:56Z")
Well, I’m soled. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6576 "2022-12-17T15:37:18Z")
Get instep! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6577 "2022-12-18T20:44:45Z")
My shoe hates the ground. There’s a lot of friction between them. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6578 "2022-12-19T20:03:36Z")
Were they in a spat? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6579 "2022-12-21T01:28:45Z")
Not them. They’re loafers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6580 "2022-12-21T04:21:30Z")
Loafers can’t be counted on because they’re often suede. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6581 "2022-12-21T11:21:20Z")
Not to mention they are defeeted on a daily basis. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6582 "2022-12-21T16:56:46Z")
Maybe they just need a little more support. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6583 "2022-12-21T17:02:45Z")
Shoes have often been my archenemy. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6584 "2022-12-23T14:02:13Z")
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