# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/641 "2018-02-22T13:36:41Z")
Hume better Locke up the Pythagoras and Heideggeraffs! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/642 "2018-02-22T21:07:38Z")
Arthur the philosopher always bought his groceries on Saturdays from 2:00pm to 3:00pm exactly. It was his Schopenhauer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/643 "2018-02-22T21:22:53Z")
Whew, I have to Russell up a couple more puns after that one. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/644 "2018-02-23T01:36:56Z")
If Euripides Hegels, Rousseau 'em back up! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/645 "2018-02-24T07:34:01Z")
That one gets high Marx from me! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/646 "2018-02-24T07:44:47Z")
Don’t be a Grouch or a Harp, oh! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/647 "2018-02-24T08:37:05Z")
Horse feathers! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/648 "2018-02-24T08:48:45Z")
Duck soup! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/649 "2018-02-24T14:21:56Z")
From philosophers to stooges: Why’s guys to wise guys. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/650 "2018-02-24T14:23:02Z")
I’m leaving this thread in a huff; or maybe a minute and a huff. ::waggle:: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/651 "2018-02-24T15:47:52Z")
I’ve just invented a safety device for bathtub: I call 'em Mini-Buoys. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/652 "2018-02-24T16:13:41Z")
Mini buoys and guorls go to kindergarten around here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2018, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/653 "2018-02-24T23:50:37Z")
I’ve seen buoys and gulls many times at the beach. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/654 "2018-02-25T00:53:58Z")
I have found life’s a beach. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/655 "2018-02-25T00:57:28Z")
Life’s a beach, and then you dive. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/656 "2018-02-25T03:16:16Z")
Shore is. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/657 "2018-02-25T04:19:20Z")
That bubbled up from the depths. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/658 "2018-02-25T05:29:20Z")
Meanwhile, at the beach volleyball game, the score is tide. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/659 "2018-02-25T08:19:48Z")
Tide pods? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2018, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/660 "2018-02-25T08:37:16Z")
My cats will play with anything. They pod at the Tide container until one got free. (I took it away from them, for their own safety’s sake.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=34)