# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 330
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6585 "2022-12-23T14:21:23Z")
You sir, have the sole of a poet. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6586 "2022-12-23T14:54:45Z")
Not to say that we hope you breathe your last. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6587 "2022-12-23T17:10:55Z")
[COBBLING VERSE: SHOEMAKER POETS OF THE LONG EIGHTEENTH CENTURY on JSTOR](https://www.jstor.org/stable/41467879) ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6588 "2022-12-23T22:07:16Z")
When Willie Shoemaker needs leather, he doesn’t horse around. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6589 "2022-12-23T22:26:42Z")
What a load of [cobblers.](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/cobblers) ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6590 "2022-12-24T02:01:45Z")
Ooh, now that we’re all well shod, I like peaches in mine. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6591 "2022-12-24T04:39:45Z")
Whew, is this thread laced with puns! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6592 "2022-12-24T18:20:49Z")
With puns as thick as flies, I could shoe them for hours. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6593 "2022-12-25T17:57:36Z")
Good plan as they may all be into discalced sects. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6594 "2022-12-25T18:00:35Z")
When guys talk about make-up sects, it’s a put-on. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6595 "2022-12-26T03:47:35Z")
You won’t find any coal workers who practice Scientology. That’s because sects with miners is illegal. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6596 "2022-12-26T14:16:17Z")
That’s no biggie, just a miner distraction. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6597 "2022-12-26T15:59:10Z")
I don’t like those miner helmets, they make me feel lightheaded. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6598 "2022-12-26T21:41:34Z")
Too many striking coal workers on the platform gave way to a miner falling out. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6599 "2022-12-27T20:50:38Z")
My grandfather could dig more coal in a shift than anyone else. He was a major miner. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6600 "2022-12-27T20:52:39Z")
I’m considering getting into the steel mining business; I just need to iron out the details. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6601 "2022-12-28T01:49:59Z")
My granddad was notorious for robbing moonshiners. He’s slowed down now, but he still steals steel stills. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2022, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6602 "2022-12-28T04:05:19Z")
I have to ask: whatcha gonna do with all that 'dew? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6603 "2022-12-30T08:22:01Z")
Does he slug down mugs of suds with a few 'dew? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6604 "2022-12-30T21:54:21Z")
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