# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 331
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6605 "2023-01-01T07:34:08Z")
Casey Anthony has decided to go into porn now, since she gets off so easily. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6606 "2023-01-06T21:13:03Z")
Porn jokes are sometimes hard to get. They’re usually tongue in chick. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6607 "2023-01-07T00:43:36Z")
Women may be hard to get, but men using Viagra get too hard. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6608 "2023-01-08T21:46:04Z")
I opened a bar for men who could not get hard.It was a total flop. Nobody came. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6609 "2023-01-09T02:24:46Z")
There was the time my uncle Jack tripped and fell on my dog. He literally flattened him, and couldn’t stand up. I had to help my uncle Jack off the dog. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6610 "2023-01-11T16:13:24Z")
I have a friend who told me that he masturbates with his feet. I told him to get help, clearly his habits have gotten out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6611 "2023-01-12T06:07:56Z")
Those Catholic nuns have been wearing black robes for so long, it’s become their habit. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6612 "2023-01-12T08:11:34Z")
Never give robes to Chinese nuns – it could be habit for Ming. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6613 "2023-01-12T13:52:30Z")
I had this spicy chicken last night that was Tso good. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6614 "2023-01-12T15:30:21Z")
I could wrap it up with this reply, but the Tso must go on. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6615 "2023-01-12T15:32:04Z")
I love Chinese restaurants. They fulfil all of my wonton desires. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6616 "2023-01-14T20:23:38Z")
Ancient Chinese proverb: Waitress who sits on leper’s lap always keeps tip. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6617 "2023-01-17T14:36:56Z")
But did the leper tell her no Peking? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6618 "2023-01-17T14:58:19Z")
I think they don’t pronounce it that way now, but that’s just a matter of a pinyin. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6619 "2023-01-17T18:10:06Z")
If I had my whey, ricotta would be America’s top cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6620 "2023-01-17T18:41:39Z")
Bah, ricotta does not sound like an American cheese. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6621 "2023-01-20T02:32:20Z")
To those who think you can mix Russian goobers with ricotta, I’ve got this to say: Ural nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6622 "2023-01-20T03:11:48Z")
Well, nuts to you! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6623 "2023-01-20T06:44:26Z")
I was in a stage play once. My role required me to break open walnuts while delivering dialogue. Everything went sideways when I broke the fourth walnut. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6624 "2023-01-20T13:44:10Z")
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