# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 334
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6665 "2023-02-21T16:01:29Z")
When I had the flu the other week, my wife tried to cure it but that just left me salty. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6666 "2023-02-21T22:06:20Z")
Adding in salt to injury. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6667 "2023-02-22T16:18:57Z")
When speaking of seasonings, there is much we can brine to the conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6668 "2023-02-22T18:37:18Z")
A new development in rechargeable power supplies is using molten sodium-sulphur. Put simply, it’s charged with a salt in battery. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6669 "2023-02-23T01:58:19Z")
That **Oly**. Gotta keep an ion him. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6670 "2023-02-24T23:58:09Z")
When my wife wears low-cut blouses, men will look down on her. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6671 "2023-02-28T18:13:44Z")
You should try to make her feel better, it sounds like she needs some support. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6672 "2023-03-06T02:31:21Z")
I gave an emotional speech at my conjunctivitis support group the other day. There wasn’t a dry eye in the room. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6673 "2023-03-06T02:37:48Z")
Omg. It’s not like it caused a _tear_ in the universe or something. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6674 "2023-03-06T14:57:40Z")
An egocentric in a conjunctivitis support group is known as an I-dropper. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6675 "2023-03-06T16:12:13Z")
My doctor advised me to check out that conjunctivitis website. It certainly was a site for sore eyes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6676 "2023-03-06T20:18:46Z")
I attended a forum for people suffering from conjunctivitis, but when I brought up my recurring dry skin issues they became real jerks. What a bunch of sore-eye asses. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6677 "2023-03-08T06:15:54Z")
I bet their sore-eye asses were _pink_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6678 "2023-03-13T01:15:52Z")
I knew a butcher who got his ass caught in his meat grinder. He got a little behind in his work. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6679 "2023-03-13T13:52:07Z")
There was a really great butcher shop nearby but unfortunately the owner retired. He was cut off in his prime. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6680 "2023-03-13T15:01:11Z")
I tried being a butcher but I couldn’t cut it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6681 "2023-03-14T04:13:58Z")
At a cannibal butcher shop you can meat some great people. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6682 "2023-03-14T12:44:42Z")
I have a great story about a sadomasochistic cannibal, if you’ll lend me your ear. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6683 "2023-03-14T14:38:35Z")
I did stand up for cannibals and they gave me a big hand. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6684 "2023-03-14T15:00:18Z")
I hear that the cannibal advertising agency is a tough place to work but it’s easy to get your foot in the door. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=333) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=335)