# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 335
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6685 "2023-03-15T12:42:20Z")
Did you hear about the cannibal who went off the grid to go live in the mountains by himself? He just got totally fed up with people. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2023, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6686 "2023-03-19T22:11:59Z")
I get so frustrated with people complaining about my cannibalism that I just throw up my hands. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6687 "2023-03-20T02:52:07Z")
The younger cannibals love their finger food. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6688 "2023-03-20T12:58:31Z")
Don’t be late to the cannibal dinner or you’ll get the cold shoulder. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6689 "2023-03-24T15:45:27Z")
I’m really fed up with people who can’t stop telling cannibal jokes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6690 "2023-03-25T15:24:02Z")
Cannibals are quite effusive; they love to chew the fat with you. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6691 "2023-03-27T02:46:57Z")
You shouldn’t make fun of fat people. They’ve got enough on their plates already. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6692 "2023-03-27T13:15:44Z")
I was arguing with my friend in a restaurant and the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6693 "2023-03-27T15:14:41Z")
Tonight on _Slaw and Order: Special Waiter’s Unit…_ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6694 "2023-03-28T02:19:30Z")
Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6695 "2023-03-29T13:04:52Z")
Hearing jokes about bacteria really makes me sick. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6696 "2023-03-29T13:50:22Z")
The ambitious bacterium knew it had made its way into the 1% when Clorox killed all its friends and relatives. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6697 "2023-03-29T18:05:06Z")
Clorox’s role in the Trojan War was scrubbed out by his rival Ajax. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6698 "2023-03-30T02:24:40Z")
The captured cannibal was made to fight in the Roman arena, 'cuz he was glad he ate her. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6699 "2023-03-30T12:48:45Z")
Some people want to abolish Roman numerals. About that I say 1 1000 51 6 500! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6700 "2023-03-30T18:45:02Z")
If my cell phone bill does not reference battle tactics of the 3rd century, then what are these Roman charges? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6701 "2023-03-31T17:12:50Z")
Roman charges were very costly for the Phoenicians. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6702 "2023-03-31T19:25:20Z")
My former girlfriend was from Rome. It was hard breaking up because my X was a 10. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6703 "2023-04-02T22:05:18Z")
Julius Caesar was the first dictator of Rome because he was the only one with the Gaul to try it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6704 "2023-04-03T03:49:12Z")
The Roman Empire was cut in half by Caesars. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=334) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=336)