# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6705 "2023-04-03T13:09:11Z")

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[**Oly** , I’m puttin’ that one into my personal pun file.]

The Western half was the Caesarian section.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6706 "2023-04-03T18:30:12Z")

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Caesar Salad is another description for a young Gaius Julius.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6707 "2023-04-05T14:13:44Z")

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Recently, I threw up while on a jog after eating two salads, proving that it’s dangerous to run with Ceasars.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6708 "2023-04-06T10:00:07Z")

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Upon the tumultuous breakup of the Republic, Rome thereafter suffered from a post-traumatic Caesar disorder.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6709 "2023-04-06T17:45:03Z")

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Attila and his armies fought the Eastern and Western Empires for control of land which were Hun-wanted.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6710 "2023-04-10T02:35:04Z")

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One day in October, Augustus Caesar was standing on the balcony in his palace, watching the leaves drop silently from the trees. He was witnessing the fall of the Roman Empire.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2023, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6711 "2023-04-10T15:52:59Z")

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I know what happens in the fall, I read about it in a leaflet.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6712 "2023-04-11T19:29:34Z")

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Many people take a trip right before Fall starts.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6713 "2023-04-11T23:59:36Z")

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Every September I visit Mr. Usher’s place in New England for a few weeks. I love to watch fall from the house of Usher.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6714 "2023-04-12T13:19:41Z")

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From what I understand, the tenants of the house of Usher do not like their landlord, which lead them to coin the phrase “fuck the Poe lease.”

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6715 "2023-04-13T16:03:15Z")

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But just before that they were Raven all about it.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6716 "2023-04-13T16:11:21Z")

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Still, it’s nothing to crow about.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6717 "2023-04-13T22:18:55Z")

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Unless it involves a murder!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6718 "2023-04-14T13:54:17Z")

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When two crows are together is that an attempted murder?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6719 "2023-04-14T15:11:27Z")

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Jokes about killing people are not funny unless they are properly executed.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6720 "2023-04-14T18:55:21Z")

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I can never get the hang of telling 'em.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6721 "2023-04-16T02:58:32Z")

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Hamlet’s father was a victim of an ear whacks.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6722 "2023-04-17T13:13:58Z")

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I thought Hamlet was the story of a small pig.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6723 "2023-04-17T14:08:55Z")

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A pig let that happen.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6724 "2023-04-17T15:14:43Z")

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More pig jokes! I’m getting boared.

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