# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6725 "2023-04-18T02:53:44Z")

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Brace yourselves! There’s a sow-wester coming.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6726 "2023-04-18T22:01:14Z")

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# China’s 26-storey pig skyscraper ready to slaughter 1 million pigs a year

The world’s biggest single-building pig farm has opened in Hubei province, but critics say it will increase the risk of larger animal disease outbreaks

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6727 "2023-04-18T22:31:08Z")

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We can defeat the threat of disease! That’s what Pig Pharma tells us.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6728 "2023-04-19T13:56:24Z")

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I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6729 "2023-04-19T14:50:03Z")

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There’s a surgeon giving a performance at the church. Some kind of organ recital.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6730 "2023-04-19T15:47:54Z")

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I was asked to make a speech on internal physiology but I didn’t have the guts to do it.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6731 "2023-04-19T17:10:39Z")

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Osgood-Schlatter disease is a common kid knee ailment.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6732 "2023-04-19T18:52:56Z")

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“You’ve got a lot of gall to say something like that,” I replied, full of bile.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6733 "2023-04-22T16:38:17Z")

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I was boweled over by that reply.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6734 "2023-04-24T01:31:41Z")

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I took my dog to the vet yesterday because he ate some Scrabble tiles. The vet took an X-ray and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6735 "2023-04-24T12:23:34Z")

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I had a friend who went into business with his dog. They started a roofing company.

It was the dog’s idea.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6736 "2023-04-24T14:07:42Z")

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That makes sense, roofing is definitely a ruff job.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6737 "2023-04-24T14:16:46Z")

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The guy couldn’t always make out what the dog was saying, but he used a phone app to scan the bark code.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2023, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6738 "2023-04-24T14:19:28Z")

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My dog was so infested with skin parasites that he made other dogs flee.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6739 "2023-04-26T13:44:40Z")

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The flea market in my neighborhood was just shut down which I thought was awfully bazaar.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6740 "2023-04-28T12:50:54Z")

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I decided to start a flea circus but I have no experience doing that kind of thing. I’m totally starting from scratch.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6741 "2023-04-28T15:00:37Z")

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I’ve been itching to study dermatology.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6742 "2023-04-28T17:40:39Z")

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Dermatology as a medical specialty is superficial at best.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6743 "2023-04-28T17:55:32Z")

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Don’t jump to any rash conclusions, dermatological issues run deeper than you think.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6744 "2023-04-28T18:10:52Z")

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Acne no questions and I’ll tell ye no lies.

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