# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 338

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6745 "2023-04-30T21:35:43Z")

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Never arrest a guy with acne. They’re good at breaking out.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6746 "2023-05-02T13:30:47Z")

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I used to hate that blackhead on my back but it’s really grown on me.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6747 "2023-05-02T15:45:48Z")

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My daughter was invited to a Boy Scouts banquet. When I asked about her, they told me the Scout’s Honor.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6748 "2023-05-04T01:05:01Z")

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When they lifted their ban on gay youth, the Boy Scouts finally acknowledged the existence of We Blows.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6749 "2023-05-04T01:11:40Z")

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I just bought some Boy Scout socks, they came pre-paired.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6750 "2023-05-06T15:39:45Z")

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Sometimes Boy Scouts are easy going, and sometimes they’re in tents.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6751 "2023-05-08T04:13:57Z")

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A priest, an atheist and a rabbit walk into a blood-donor tent. The rabbit says, “I might be a type O.”

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6752 "2023-05-08T17:08:31Z")

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Every time you make a typo the errorists wins.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6753 "2023-05-08T21:19:37Z")

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I love tormenting peple with my bad speling, becose I’m that typo guy.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6754 "2023-05-09T12:54:19Z")

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I can’t stand typos. All these misspelling make me sic.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6755 "2023-05-09T14:11:48Z")

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There should be a warning for this type o’ graphic content.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6756 "2023-05-12T16:16:23Z")

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If a mistake while typing is a typo, is a mistake while talking a taco?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6757 "2023-05-12T16:46:16Z")

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I don’t trust tacos, they always spill the beans.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6758 "2023-05-12T20:29:10Z")

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Don’t criticize a man until you guacamole in his shoes.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6759 "2023-05-12T23:36:10Z")

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There are 6.02\*10^23 guacas in a guacamole,

This is also known as avocado’s number.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6760 "2023-05-13T20:31:11Z")

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It’s not my cream on that taco; it’s our cream.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6761 "2023-05-17T17:12:44Z")

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Well you can’t put any cheese on that taco because it’s nacho cheese.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6762 "2023-05-17T17:31:29Z")

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Indoors, it’s beef stew, but outdoors it’s chili.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6763 "2023-05-17T19:33:59Z")

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Today may be chili, but tamale will be hot.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6764 "2023-05-17T22:51:56Z")

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Mañana I’ll eat a bañana!

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