# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 339
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6765 "2023-05-17T23:12:54Z")
I could eat prunes all day, but that would be plum foolish. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6766 "2023-05-17T23:16:30Z")
Then to go swimming would be a poolish flum! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6767 "2023-05-18T12:36:38Z")
Swimming pools are instant fun - just add water! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6768 "2023-05-20T17:20:19Z")
Witches hate theme parks. The last words from the Wicked Witch of the West were “oh, Water World, Water World…” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6769 "2023-05-21T21:25:07Z")
My friend said he couldn’t afford to pay his huge water bill. So I sent him a get well soon card. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6770 "2023-05-24T05:05:21Z")
I could talk about wells, but that’s a hole other topic. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6771 "2023-05-24T12:20:28Z")
And the lecture on drilling the holes is so boring. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6772 "2023-05-24T12:28:14Z")
I don’t mind hearing a little bit about drilling. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6773 "2023-05-24T13:33:55Z")
I just introduced a friend to my hammer, my chisel and my saw. He knows the drill. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6774 "2023-05-24T14:40:08Z")
My friend is a expert machinist. I asked if I could see his tool and die. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6775 "2023-05-26T22:19:27Z")
I once bought a dog from a machinist but as soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6776 "2023-05-31T12:43:10Z")
Dang dog musta been nuts! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6777 "2023-05-31T17:16:02Z")
I made a bet I could eat a box of threaded fasteners, but I couldn’t keep it down and so I screw it up. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6778 "2023-06-01T09:58:17Z")
Sounds like you took a turn for worse. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6779 "2023-06-01T13:44:53Z")
What a screwy thread this is! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6780 "2023-06-01T14:15:51Z")
Yeah, it’s pretty twisted. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6781 "2023-06-02T05:07:06Z")
Knot as bad as I could make it. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6782 "2023-06-02T11:46:11Z")
Well, no noose is good noose. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6783 "2023-06-02T13:53:23Z")
I just watched a noose tying tutorial. It was breathtaking. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6784 "2023-06-02T18:31:28Z")
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