# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 341
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6805 "2023-06-21T18:45:37Z")
Your angry boss must’ve had a high temp. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6806 "2023-06-23T17:06:06Z")
The temp is so high in Texas right now the wasps are taking off their yellow jackets. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6807 "2023-06-24T03:43:50Z")
Texas is not the place to bee. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6808 "2023-06-29T14:14:36Z")
I hear that in Texas, they like their pie Alamo’d. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6809 "2023-06-29T14:18:40Z")
The defenders of the Alamo were on a mission to face the Mexican army. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6810 "2023-06-29T16:59:37Z")
The original Mexica didn’t speak Spanish, leading Cortez to say “Nahuatl we do?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6811 "2023-07-09T03:48:43Z")
If Mexico or Spain are difficult to make puns, don’t fret: I’ll be Poland for you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6812 "2023-07-09T16:14:10Z")
If you carry their national banner you can be the flag Pole. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6813 "2023-07-10T12:47:51Z")
If the pole falls on your head, your head could go crack! Ow! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6814 "2023-07-10T14:17:02Z")
In Germany, do they call jumping rope with two ropes double Deutch? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6815 "2023-07-14T03:55:40Z")
No matter how nice your kids are, German children are kinder. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6816 "2023-07-14T12:42:48Z")
Does that mean school resource officers are kindergarten? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6817 "2023-07-18T15:27:33Z")
It’s my understanding that the best principals have all of their faculties intact. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2023, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6818 "2023-07-18T18:29:40Z")
I heard of a charm school teacher who taught a class in tact. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6819 "2023-07-19T05:01:39Z")
The teacher who never showed up for work was fired for having no class. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2023, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6820 "2023-07-19T12:01:08Z")
English teachers really like to get lit! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6821 "2023-07-19T13:29:50Z")
I used to be in economics but then I lost interest. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6822 "2023-07-22T21:05:45Z")
If you want to date someone from The Netherlands, you’ll have to go Dutch. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6823 "2023-07-24T13:37:06Z")
My toilet must be Dutch because it’s always clogging. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6824 "2023-07-24T15:50:06Z")
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