# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 342
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6825 "2023-07-31T20:14:15Z")
No, but a grizzly once stole my shoes. I guess he didn’t want to run around with bear feet. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2023, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6826 "2023-08-03T00:46:55Z")
Two men are hiking in the woods, and they see a bear. The bear is really mad, so they start running to get away. The first man says ‘how are we going to outrun this bear?’ and the other guy goes ‘I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.’ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6827 "2023-08-09T04:52:49Z")
I knew a runner who feared speed bumps. But he’s slowly getting over it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2023, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6828 "2023-08-09T13:53:35Z")
People said that I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6829 "2023-08-13T14:02:09Z")
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6830 "2023-08-13T15:42:14Z")
So your current con is discovered concurrently with the current? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6831 "2023-08-13T18:55:01Z")
I filed lightning strikes under “current events.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6832 "2023-08-14T01:07:00Z")
He used to find those things shocking, but now he’s ex-static. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6833 "2023-08-14T15:54:33Z")
You always have to be careful how you conduct yourself around electricity. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6834 "2023-08-14T15:56:56Z")
The Electric Light Orchestra had a brilliant conductor. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6835 "2023-08-14T23:32:05Z")
I wasn’t going to reply to that - but couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6836 "2023-08-15T01:26:51Z")
Watt? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6837 "2023-08-15T11:49:25Z")
Ohm sweet ohm! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6838 "2023-08-15T14:04:13Z")
Resistance is futile. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6839 "2023-08-15T16:12:58Z")
When you recharge your battery, that’s revolting. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6840 "2023-08-21T18:08:51Z")
You just have to stay positive about it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6841 "2023-08-25T21:10:45Z")
When dealing with values that are less than zero, you’re going to be negative. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6842 "2023-08-29T20:38:06Z")
The weather’s been so hot I was worried I might get heat stroke, so I decided to cool down to absolute zero. I’m feeling 0k now. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6843 "2023-08-30T01:19:12Z")
Nothing gets between **Oly** and his Kelvins. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6844 "2023-08-30T03:13:01Z")
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