# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 343
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6845 "2023-08-30T16:06:10Z")
Ohm my! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6846 "2023-08-30T23:43:04Z")
Eau My! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6847 "2023-09-04T02:33:51Z")
Ω_i_: [Ohm _i_]: proposed unit of imaginary impedance. OK, it’s a nerd joke. So sue me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6848 "2023-09-04T02:41:50Z")
Four out of five dads applaud your effort. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6849 "2023-09-11T18:37:01Z")
You really have to give a round of applause to high jump officials. They keep raising the bar. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6850 "2023-09-13T19:21:49Z")
Telling high jumpers to warm up before an event is a bit of a stretch. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6851 "2023-09-14T12:15:16Z")
Frosty The Snowman had to quit athletics. He couldn’t make it through warm ups without feeling totally drained. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6852 "2023-09-14T14:18:20Z")
Wasn’t Frosty the Snowman penalized in a hockey game for icing? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6853 "2023-09-14T16:02:17Z")
He always was pretty flaky. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6854 "2023-09-15T01:37:02Z")
No, no, it was the Atkins diet guy who got penalized for icing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6855 "2023-09-15T14:46:31Z")
I certainly desserted my diet when I ate that cake. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6856 "2023-09-15T15:09:11Z")
I threw out 3 bananas yesterday because they were icky, and I’ve just thrown out another two today. … I just felt I had to say this because I feel guilty and wasteful. On the other hand, I’m probably feeding maggots and bacteria, so I am contributing to the ecosystem, right? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6857 "2023-09-15T16:34:53Z")
Obviously your maggot-feeding guilt is eating you up inside. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2023, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6858 "2023-09-15T17:35:51Z")
That kind of guilt leaves me hollow. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6859 "2023-09-16T21:44:47Z")
I tried to steal a window but the guilt was overwhelming. I could not take the pane. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6860 "2023-09-20T17:20:26Z")
I thought of getting a job fixing windows, but it seemed too silly. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6861 "2023-09-20T22:18:21Z")
When picking a window shade, I always choose Venetian styles. Those are _the blinds that tie_ a room together. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6862 "2023-09-20T23:27:09Z")
Those are the ones on display at the Musee de Louvres. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6863 "2023-09-21T17:24:10Z")
I saw in the paper an Origami Museum opened, but shortly thereafter it folded. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6864 "2023-09-21T18:38:09Z")
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