# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 344
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6865 "2023-09-22T02:43:37Z")
I started out writing the world’s greatest story, but it wasn’t a novel idea. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6866 "2023-09-23T15:13:36Z")
If you feel like tearing up that book, I’d say “Let’er rip!” ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6867 "2023-09-23T17:02:22Z")
But I didn’t take any Beano! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6868 "2023-09-27T04:06:28Z")
I went to a drag race. I didn’t know that the drivers dressed like that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6869 "2023-09-27T14:25:49Z")
You probably got confused because the rules for drag races aren’t really straightforward. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6870 "2023-09-27T14:36:14Z")
I went to a drag race and saw someone blow a tranny. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6871 "2023-10-03T02:56:33Z")
I like to drink brake fluid, but it’s ok. I can stop at any time. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6872 "2023-10-03T09:00:26Z")
My friendly neighbourhood mechanic offered to flush my power steering system and refill it with new power steering fluid. I was a little worried about how long it would take, but he assured me that it would be a quick turnaround time. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6873 "2023-10-03T14:26:16Z")
I asked my local mechanic if he has a book on how to fix automatic transmissions but he only has manuals. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6874 "2023-10-03T16:58:18Z")
I finally found why my muffler rattled. It was exhausting. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6875 "2023-10-05T19:08:12Z")
I hear trying to run in front of the car will make you tired. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6876 "2023-10-06T00:41:23Z")
Don’t tread on me! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6877 "2023-10-06T20:51:13Z")
I got choked up when I couldn’t get my car started this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6878 "2023-10-06T21:20:48Z")
I got a fuel injector when my doctor told me to cut out the carbs. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6879 "2023-10-11T20:49:13Z")
There are times while driving when I can’t get to where I want to go, but that’s just the brakes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2023, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6880 "2023-10-12T18:39:11Z")
Once you start buying cheap brakes, you won’t be able to stop. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6881 "2023-10-13T01:04:51Z")
In the morning you really need to breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6882 "2023-10-13T14:58:24Z")
I like bananas for breakfast, they certainly have appeal. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6883 "2023-10-13T17:06:59Z")
What I like, fancy, prefer, enjoy, dig, appreciate and much care to have for breakfast is a synonym roll. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6884 "2023-10-13T17:25:52Z")
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. IM LIVID [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=343) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=345)