# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6885 "2023-10-13T23:20:23Z")
I’ve got constipation but I don’t give a crap. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6886 "2023-10-14T03:25:46Z")
I traded a bushel of corn for a buck an ear. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6887 "2023-10-14T12:46:14Z")
That was a husky thing to do! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6888 "2023-10-18T01:58:26Z")
I’m not sure if we’re getting the full story, but there may be a kernel of truth to it. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6889 "2023-10-18T13:26:01Z")
I think **Spoons** has a rye sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6890 "2023-10-18T13:35:22Z")
I agree and I barley know him. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6891 "2023-10-18T13:48:04Z")
Oat dear; it looks like I’ve started another tangent. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6892 "2023-10-18T14:08:05Z")
See that respectable man just back from the beach? He’s another tangent. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6893 "2023-10-18T23:04:22Z")
Is that Man Tan? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6894 "2023-10-28T01:17:09Z")
At the beach every day is like sun day. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2023, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6895 "2023-10-28T03:29:08Z")
My company is better at making sunscreen than our competitors, but I don’t like to rub it in. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6896 "2023-10-29T20:09:00Z")
Shaquille O’Neal endorses Icy Hot analgesic creme instead of it’s better-known competitor because they made Ben-Gay. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6897 "2023-10-31T17:36:21Z")
They put the anal in analgesia. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6898 "2023-11-01T16:54:45Z")
Interesting analogy. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6899 "2023-11-02T01:06:45Z")
An unrelenting probe is required to generate a thorough anallysis. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6900 "2023-11-02T03:40:15Z")
I stopped investing in thoroughfares because they were unyielding. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6901 "2023-11-02T07:18:40Z")
Back when I drove a truck, I was on the Interstate, and had to pull into a state inspection station. The officer told me that rules had changed, and there was now a fee to scale through. “Huh?” I said. “I thought this was a free weigh.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6902 "2023-11-02T12:50:15Z")
Did you hear about the sewage truck that exploded on the freeway? A lot of people were left with turd degree burns. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6903 "2023-11-10T00:59:27Z")
I never understood the emptiness of space but it’s important to a void. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6904 "2023-11-10T15:33:34Z")
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