# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 346
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6905 "2023-11-10T16:21:20Z")
I have an irrational fear of empty spaces. Nothing scares me. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6906 "2023-11-11T21:41:25Z")
I hope this is a Maxwell elevator - good to the last drop! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6907 "2023-11-15T03:43:42Z")
I love watching the autumn leaves embrace the fall. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6908 "2023-11-15T04:46:22Z")
Eventually, though, they’ll spring back. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6909 "2023-11-15T13:35:13Z")
Spring fever is a vernal disease ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6910 "2023-11-15T14:50:47Z")
I agree. So are naps in the summer sun – at least, in my estivation. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6911 "2023-11-15T16:02:11Z")
I started a business selling pillows for people who can’t sleep at night. It was a dream come true. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6912 "2023-11-15T22:44:47Z")
Every night my sinuses leak into my pillow. My wife thinks it’s funny but really it’s snot. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6913 "2023-11-15T23:23:48Z")
My periodontist says I have dry mouth, so, why does my saliva drool onto my pillow while I’m sleeping? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6914 "2023-11-16T16:50:02Z")
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? They’re really making headlines. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6915 "2023-11-16T17:21:48Z")
They took all the pillows out of the jailhouse because everyone there was already arrested. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6916 "2023-11-18T17:17:44Z")
Trying to turn a prison room into a B&B is difficult because it’s a hard cell. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6917 "2023-11-18T17:22:16Z")
True story, not exactly in play: here in Massachusetts, I heard a local news report once about a town that had to repurpose an old jail for government offices. Asked for comments, an official using the building said he didn’t like it because “the windows were bad.” What was so bad about the windows? They showed a picture: there were steel bahs in the windows. The windows were bahed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6918 "2023-11-18T17:31:51Z")
I imagine that if the windows weren’t bahed, the yutes would be breaking them. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6919 "2023-11-19T17:45:33Z")
[Historic Hotel in Boston, MA | Liberty Hotel](https://libertyhotel.com/hotel/history/) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6920 "2023-11-20T15:24:27Z")
When studying hotels, you learn about the inns and outs of hospitality service. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2023, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6921 "2023-11-25T11:54:57Z")
I tried staying at some inexpensive youth lodging once but everyone there had a hostel attitude about it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6922 "2023-11-27T22:59:09Z")
I may be attracted to staying in hotels but I wouldn’t wanna Marriott. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6923 "2023-11-28T17:57:44Z")
The hotel said they had free WiFi, but the lobby was the only place that had reception. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6924 "2023-11-29T02:50:58Z")
I tried to check in at the front desk in a seedy motel. They asked if I had reservations. I said that I did, but that I wanted to stay there anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=345) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=347)