# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 347

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6925 "2023-11-29T15:12:49Z")

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I really want to open a hotel for people who were dosed with Rohypnol and just need a safe place to sleep. I’d call it the Red Roofie Inn.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6926 "2023-11-29T23:43:38Z")

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I was traveling around the French countryside and stopped at an inn. When I asked the manager if he had a room to let, he replied, “Monsieur, all rooms have toolets.”

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6927 "2023-11-30T13:58:45Z")

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I had a great time in France. I tried many different kinds of delicious moldy cheese and absolutely enjoyed the lovely Paris sites.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6928 "2023-11-30T16:38:56Z")

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What kids are watching? A series of podcasts about bloodsucking vermin called TICKTalks.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6929 "2023-11-30T17:47:00Z")

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I didn’t even know that young goats had cellphones.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6930 "2023-11-30T22:37:07Z")

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Baby kangaroos are a joey to behold.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6931 "2023-12-01T13:46:12Z")

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If there are two joeys are they considered roo-mates?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6932 "2023-12-01T13:48:56Z")

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Grasshopper was taught by Caine gurus.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6933 "2023-12-03T00:30:05Z")

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Are we making marsupial puns? Wallaby going now.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6934 "2023-12-04T15:00:04Z")

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It really depends on the koalaty of the pun, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6935 "2023-12-05T04:40:43Z")

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If I’m not contributing anything in reference to this tangent, it’s because I’m playing possum.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6936 "2023-12-08T03:02:50Z")

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George Hamilton was well-known for being a tangent.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6937 "2023-12-08T14:08:06Z")

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I knew I guy who co-signed a mortgage.

See, can’t you tell where this is going?

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2023, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6938 "2023-12-08T15:25:15Z")

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It appears that you are not dealing with a full house.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6939 "2023-12-09T22:22:09Z")

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In castles with bathrooms, you might glimpse a royal flush.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6940 "2023-12-16T16:07:51Z")

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_South Park_ made Kilkenny Castle famous.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6941 "2023-12-18T15:57:33Z")

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I’m not even remoatly interested in castle puns.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6942 "2023-12-18T16:05:23Z")

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That’s something we can keep to ourselves.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6943 "2023-12-18T16:42:23Z")

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Blurting out castle names is a symptom of turrets syndrome.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6944 "2023-12-18T21:20:45Z")

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Is a keep a castle that has been demoated?

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