# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 348
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6945 "2023-12-19T00:33:55Z")
Castles will fall to ruin when owners fail to mind their manors. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6946 "2023-12-20T17:49:10Z")
Some of them started out as prizewinners; others were just honorable mansions. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6947 "2023-12-20T22:18:03Z")
And there were some that were all manor of winners. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6948 "2023-12-24T07:21:01Z")
When a lord of the manor invited another lord over, he would have to put up their dukes. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6949 "2023-12-27T17:59:24Z")
The dukes would have to knock because a lord’s manor is a noble residence. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6950 "2023-12-27T18:19:16Z")
Ah but do they have neon signs at the lord’s manor? Neon is a noble gas, After all. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6951 "2023-12-27T21:34:46Z")
Only royalty can pass noble gas. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6952 "2023-12-28T02:33:55Z")
… and when royalty passes said noble gas, there is no reaction. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6953 "2023-12-28T02:40:08Z")
Mainly because the audience members argon. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6954 "2023-12-28T14:04:02Z")
He He He! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6955 "2023-12-28T17:52:15Z")
Don’t be surprised if the Pun Police stage a raid on your place, **Intergalactic**. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6956 "2023-12-29T05:22:12Z")
The police are welcome on my grounds. I support lawn order. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6957 "2023-12-29T14:05:22Z")
Sounds like you’re on the cutting hedge of lawn maintenance. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6958 "2023-12-29T16:54:42Z")
I prefer longer blades of grass. Mower less. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6959 "2023-12-30T13:34:02Z")
I prefer lower mower! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6960 "2024-01-08T13:52:01Z")
Is the smell of fresh-cut virtual grass E-lawn musk? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6961 "2024-01-08T14:36:29Z")
That masked man with the trimming shears – it’s the Lawn Arranger! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6962 "2024-01-08T15:04:00Z")
I’d like to meet that masked man, I hear he’s part of a grass roots movement. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6963 "2024-01-09T05:46:37Z")
Covering your lawn with small rocks is a bold move, but covering it with one giant rock is bolder. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6964 "2024-01-09T16:57:19Z")
I was covering my lawn with rocks but now I’m using part of trees. That’s right, I’ve decided to branch out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=347) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=349)