# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Hiero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@Hiero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hiero)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/681 "2018-02-27T22:33:39Z")
Steven Hawking walks into a bar. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/682 "2018-02-27T22:39:04Z")
> [@Hiero](#): > > Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Try again, sport. That’s not in keeping with the pun theme here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/683 "2018-02-27T22:39:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I assume if they were Patriots they didn’t take a knee during the anthem! The Patriots are a wealthy team. As such, they are far from being kneedy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/684 "2018-02-27T22:41:04Z")
[Maybe it was a sports bar.] Manning brave hearts are asleeeeeep in the deeeeeep, so beware! Beeeeware! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/685 "2018-02-27T23:33:37Z")
Adele tells me it’s “rolling in the deeeeeeeeeEEeeeEP” Bravehearts are needed, still ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/686 "2018-02-28T03:14:23Z")
Did you hear about the tavern owner who kept cleaning up toilet paper that had been draped all over the trees on his property? He began to attract the attention, and even pity, of his neighbors, who began patronizing his place more often. Then one night, a passer-by caught the guy in the act – rolling his own joint. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/687 "2018-02-28T03:33:17Z")
I am so completely angry, like angry to the max, or let’s just say mad to the max, or max mad, or something like that, about how Mel Gibson’s movies don’t get enough recognition. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/688 "2018-02-28T03:41:29Z")
There were ‘Signs’. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/689 "2018-02-28T03:44:57Z")
Road signs? Like a crazy driver–say a road warrior–might see? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/690 "2018-02-28T05:18:28Z")
Warrior manners? Introduce me. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/691 "2018-02-28T05:20:48Z")
I am lethally weepin’ about this, once, twice three times a day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/692 "2018-02-28T05:58:38Z")
Don’t be a chicken. Run! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/693 "2018-02-28T06:17:23Z")
That’s what a ‘Patriot’ would do. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/694 "2018-02-28T13:34:13Z")
You can’t make a Hamlet without breaking a few heads. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/695 "2018-02-28T13:36:59Z")
Christ! I’m passionate about this. My theory is it’s a conspiracy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/696 "2018-02-28T14:25:13Z")
You’re a real ‘Maverick’! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/697 "2018-02-28T14:27:30Z")
Well, personally, I think what women want is a good payback on their bounty. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/698 "2018-02-28T14:37:06Z")
You don’t think that they are tickled pink about the beaver? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/699 "2018-02-28T21:14:42Z")
We could just leave it to Beaver. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/700 "2018-02-28T21:18:28Z")
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