# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 350
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6985 "2024-02-20T03:04:17Z")
More puns about skin? Hasn’t that topic been flayed out? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6986 "2024-02-20T17:21:54Z")
Don’t wanna hear more skin puns? Oh, pore you! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6987 "2024-02-20T18:12:19Z")
Maybe he just didn’t like the tone. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6988 "2024-02-20T20:46:14Z")
Now you’re just throwing shade at me. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6989 "2024-02-26T17:34:21Z")
Jokes about shade are alright, if you’re into dark humor. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6990 "2024-02-26T19:19:10Z")
What if we prefer to lighten things up? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6991 "2024-02-27T12:30:22Z")
Lance isn’t a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6992 "2024-02-27T14:31:52Z")
And the medieval times were called the Dark ages because there were so many knights. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6993 "2024-02-28T16:58:22Z")
The dark ages ended with the dawn of a new aura. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6994 "2024-03-07T16:10:46Z")
The Middle Ages got that name because there was no end in sight. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6995 "2024-03-11T18:22:53Z")
There are two things that I don’t like about becoming middle aged - losing my memory. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6996 "2024-03-11T19:00:00Z")
There are two reasons for me to use a restroom: number one …and number two. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6997 "2024-03-14T14:16:04Z")
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6998 "2024-03-17T15:16:20Z")
Let’s hope they’ll soon be aresting. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/6999 "2024-03-18T14:05:52Z")
I heard that someone stole the toilets in the police station and the police have nothing to go on. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7000 "2024-03-19T00:46:19Z")
I guess that’s the thief’s way of telling the cops to piss off. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7001 "2024-03-20T23:56:24Z")
With all those stolen toilets, I’ll wager the crooks are feeling flushed. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7002 "2024-03-21T12:47:24Z")
I would imagine flushing all those stolen toilets would make quite a commodetion. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7003 "2024-03-22T18:40:00Z")
This just in: police have recovered the stolen toilets after evidence of their whereabouts leaked out. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7004 "2024-03-22T23:29:49Z")
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