# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7005 "2024-03-23T18:40:50Z")
Good. Now they can get back to their regular doodies. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7006 "2024-03-28T15:08:02Z")
The love I have for my wife is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7007 "2024-03-28T19:56:15Z")
On aisle five, there’s a run on sentences. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7008 "2024-03-30T02:49:08Z")
In the Baseball Encyclopedia, there’s a sentence on runs. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7009 "2024-04-02T14:30:18Z")
Professional baseball is tough and ballplayers are expected to play well right off the bat. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7010 "2024-04-02T14:35:05Z")
No matter how quickly a team runs the bases, they all need a short stop in the field. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7011 "2024-04-22T20:51:51Z")
If you behave yourself at the ball game, I’ll let you lick the batter. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7012 "2024-04-23T13:35:16Z")
The baseball party’s at my house – the one with all the bunting. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7013 "2024-04-23T13:58:28Z")
Will I get to drink from the pitcher? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7014 "2024-04-24T03:54:16Z")
You can lick the batter if you can catcher. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7015 "2024-04-24T13:52:03Z")
She was the umpire’s daughter but she was never safe when she was out. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7016 "2024-04-24T13:53:31Z")
The umpire’s union was dissolved after calling too many strikes. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7017 "2024-04-24T14:42:59Z")
The infielder umpires weren’t satisfied with their base pay. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7018 "2024-04-24T15:04:00Z")
There was once a shortstop who was known for making obscure mocking comments to opposing players. Few could understand that infield wry fool. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7019 "2024-04-25T18:26:48Z")
Mathematicians are skilled at rounding thirds. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7020 "2024-04-25T19:01:08Z")
I don’t trust people who work on graphs, they’re always plotting something. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7021 "2024-04-25T19:16:37Z")
They just prefer to draw their own conclusions. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7022 "2024-05-11T02:23:55Z")
My dentist is no artist, but he knows how to draw a tooth. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7023 "2024-05-13T00:50:04Z")
Did he ever win and award for his drawing? I’d give him a little plaque. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7024 "2024-05-19T18:53:36Z")
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