# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 352
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7025 "2024-05-20T01:12:03Z")
Really? I’m reading one about typhoons. Real page-turner. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7026 "2024-05-20T22:08:26Z")
I’m reading a book about metal fasteners. It’s riveting. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7027 "2024-05-21T13:52:29Z")
I’m reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome. I didn’t like it at first but now it’s really growing on me. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7028 "2024-05-23T23:54:03Z")
I’m reading one about drilling wells. It’s boring! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7029 "2024-05-24T05:50:39Z")
I’ve been reading several books on wetlands, and now I’m swamped! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7030 "2024-05-24T12:46:43Z")
There’s a book coming out about Jimi Hendrix’s virtuoso performances of standards. It’s gonna be a hard cover edition. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7031 "2024-05-24T14:31:03Z")
I spent all day reading, it was bound to happen. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7032 "2024-05-24T14:41:51Z")
I fell asleep while reading, rolled over, and now I have a book mark on my side. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7033 "2024-05-24T16:00:22Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > There’s a book coming out about Jimi Hendrix’s virtuoso performances of standards. It’s gonna be a hard cover edition. Even though there’ll be a book, you should still listen to the music. Like they say, never judge a cover by its book. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7034 "2024-05-24T16:22:18Z")
(true exchange) Son (just comes home from work): What dinner? Me (speaking philosophically): Dinner is what you make of it. Son: Why punnish? Me: comparing life to philosophy might not be a pun, but it’s pun-ish. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7035 "2024-05-25T05:49:55Z")
Never trade verbal barbs with a Sikh, they will pun jab. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7036 "2024-05-27T16:39:35Z")
Kleptomaniacs don’t get puns because they take things literally. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7037 "2024-05-28T13:59:15Z")
Ok, I didn’t laugh at these puns right away but I admit they’ve groan on me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7038 "2024-05-30T03:17:53Z")
Looking at thin colorful tubes took my breath away, until I realized I was gasping at straws. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7039 "2024-05-30T03:46:59Z")
People who use straws are suckers. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7040 "2024-05-30T12:49:01Z")
When they took away his sucking tubes, he was distraught. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7041 "2024-06-11T22:29:44Z")
I’m a sucker for lollipops. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7042 "2024-06-12T04:08:01Z")
For obvious reasons one must eschew Tootsie Rolls. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7043 "2024-06-12T04:16:55Z")
Didn’t Dustin Hoffman play a Tootsie role? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7044 "2024-06-12T13:17:53Z")
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