# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 353
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7045 "2024-06-13T01:35:16Z")
There was a kid in my grade school that every time I stood by him I sneezed. His name was Dustin Pollen. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7046 "2024-06-13T03:20:04Z")
I bet the last time you told that one, the audience fell to its knees. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7047 "2024-06-13T15:45:01Z")
I can’t stand jokes about knees. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7048 "2024-06-13T16:21:34Z")
When Pat Kapp married John Ella, she became Pat Ella, née Kapp. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7049 "2024-06-16T16:43:19Z")
Youngsters have kidneys. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7050 "2024-06-17T06:17:44Z")
Oldsters have … damn, I can’t remember. Memory loss, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7051 "2024-06-17T14:15:39Z")
The three words that have gotten me through my life: Pay attention to details. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7052 "2024-06-17T15:14:55Z")
I’m so broke I can’t pay attention. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7053 "2024-06-23T00:45:01Z")
Only centsless people are broke. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7054 "2024-06-23T17:50:06Z")
Sounds like it’s time to make a change. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7055 "2024-06-24T00:34:59Z")
That’s how species evolve. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7056 "2024-06-24T05:26:00Z")
I’m an entrepreneur and I can’t make cents of any of this. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7057 "2024-06-24T05:39:22Z")
Way to coin a phrase! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7058 "2024-06-25T17:19:34Z")
I just inherited a bunch of blank coins and I can’t make heads or tails out of them. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7059 "2024-07-12T14:05:49Z")
I know Abraham Lincoln never went to jail because he’s in a cent. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7060 "2024-07-12T14:09:37Z")
I can see where this is coin. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7061 "2024-07-13T17:06:54Z")
Don’t think you can change me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7062 "2024-07-14T15:32:37Z")
No cents in trying. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7063 "2024-07-15T01:30:28Z")
The Swedes put QR codes on their battleships so they can Scandinavian. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7064 "2024-07-15T04:48:56Z")
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