# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 355
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7085 "2024-08-20T01:34:55Z")
And that tail on Eeyore? Just tacky. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7086 "2024-08-20T14:12:31Z")
The other day I sat on a tack. It made my whole week. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7087 "2024-08-20T17:24:39Z")
Yesterday it rained cats and dogs. I stepped in a poodle. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7088 "2024-08-28T20:26:32Z")
I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog there. It was a shitzu. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7089 "2024-08-28T20:33:14Z")
Things were getting tense as I descended toward the mall’s food court. Fortunately I was trained in de-escalation. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7090 "2024-08-29T00:50:14Z")
I don’t mind buildings with no elevators, but what I hate are other peoples’ stairs when I complain. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7091 "2024-08-29T13:33:30Z")
How did she get up to the 50th floor without an elevator? Never mind that now, I’ll escalator. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7092 "2024-08-29T15:32:20Z")
I have an irrational fear of escalators. I always find myself taking steps to avoid them. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7093 "2024-08-29T16:18:29Z")
After the inspection, ascent building management notice that the up escalator needed repairs, but the down one was in descend condition. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7094 "2024-09-15T14:35:50Z")
I use only Maxwell House elevators (“good to the last drop”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7095 "2024-09-16T19:25:59Z")
I like elevators, they’re so uplifting. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7096 "2024-09-19T00:10:15Z")
I don’t trust elevators. They’re always up to something. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7097 "2024-09-19T11:34:47Z")
That is bad on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7098 "2024-09-19T12:16:50Z")
I used to live on level 7, but that’s another storey, ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7099 "2024-09-19T19:53:51Z")
I have a novel way to write stories. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7100 "2024-09-20T14:37:20Z")
Puns about books are tearable. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7101 "2024-09-28T21:55:50Z")
My books are all on the floor. I can only blame my shelf. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7102 "2024-10-02T07:46:14Z")
Nobody here knows Dorothy Parker? _I like a Martini, But two at the most. Three, I’m under the table, Four, I’m under the host._ One, two, three, floor. It’s just that easy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7103 "2024-10-02T14:16:18Z")
You could gin up my support for martinis. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7104 "2024-10-02T15:05:50Z")
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