# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 356

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7105 "2024-10-02T15:25:53Z")

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Oil be joining you.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7106 "2024-10-02T16:30:37Z")

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Lemon zest in your martini not appealing to you? (Uncomfortably close to the OP…)

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7107 "2024-10-02T18:10:02Z")

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I love lemons! You have to admit that they have appeal.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7108 "2024-10-02T20:24:34Z")

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Reminds me of the poor guy who would have confessed to embezzling from a theater, but he couldn’t afford the price of admission.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7109 "2024-10-03T01:38:07Z")

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Hey, that’s on my bingo card. I’d better ticket.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7110 "2024-10-05T14:28:07Z")

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Planting lots of secale grains is my ticket to rye.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7111 "2024-10-05T23:32:40Z")

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You should bran-ch out and plant wheat as well.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7112 "2024-10-06T07:55:22Z")

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Wasn’t that a song by Hall and Oats?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7113 "2024-10-06T15:28:20Z")

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Isn’t Hall and Oats a Dutch breakfast?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7114 "2024-10-06T16:09:07Z")

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That joke will nether land.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7115 "2024-10-08T14:43:20Z")

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I prefer my jokes about the earth to be well rounded.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7116 "2024-10-09T18:39:36Z")

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I was failing algebra before being squared straight.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7117 "2024-10-10T01:30:57Z")

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Mathematicians have finally figured out why seven eight nine— to get three squared meals.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7118 "2024-10-10T06:50:57Z")

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At times, there is division among mathematicians. You might say that the job has its pluses and minuses.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7119 "2024-10-10T14:08:51Z")

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Algebra and trigonometry were difficult but it’s the classes aftermath that were worse.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7120 "2024-10-10T16:28:16Z")

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I was never good at geometry. The only thing I could draw was wrecked angles.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7121 "2024-10-10T16:51:00Z")

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Intermarriage in Dark Age Saxony was exacerbated by the large number of cute Angles.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7122 "2024-10-10T23:02:56Z")

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Shapes seen in the desert are mistaken for dry angles.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7123 "2024-10-15T18:06:04Z")

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An angle tried to get a loan but his parents wouldn’t cosine.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7124 "2024-10-16T04:44:20Z")

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Watch for right angles here. I don’t think that the mods want a political slant in a lighthearted Thread Game.

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