# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 358
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7145 "2024-11-23T19:12:26Z")
I spend my days in my orchard, harvesting the fruits of my labors. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7146 "2024-12-01T22:24:43Z")
My mom’s mom used to tell me that green apples were good for you, but that’s just granny’s myth. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7147 "2024-12-02T00:23:00Z")
After her divorce, Granny’s myth got married to my thtepfather. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7148 "2024-12-02T02:46:27Z")
Did they hit a sour patch? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7149 "2024-12-02T07:51:20Z")
Oh, you kids! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7150 "2024-12-02T15:30:07Z")
Those kids got my goat again! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7151 "2024-12-03T15:27:20Z")
My favorite romantic comedy is You’ve Goat Mail. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7152 "2024-12-04T15:49:15Z")
A capricorny joke, that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7153 "2024-12-05T17:43:23Z")
Astrology jokes are a cancer on society. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7154 "2024-12-05T20:25:21Z")
That stand-up astrologist really Taurus a new one. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7155 "2025-01-09T18:50:40Z")
I really hope to win the Zodiac Competiton, or at least win a constellation prize. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7156 "2025-01-09T20:10:18Z")
Apparently the ISS is geostationary. It’s in Leo. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7157 "2025-01-11T17:35:55Z")
I’d be lion if I understood any of this. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7158 "2025-01-12T14:22:49Z")
Why did the lion cross the Serengeti? To get to the other pride. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7159 "2025-01-12T18:11:49Z")
When Pope Francis received President Touadéra of the CAR, he blessed his reign down in Africa. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7160 "2025-01-15T18:43:07Z")
That was a Totoly awesome pun. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7161 "2025-02-02T19:46:27Z")
According to Wikipedia, over the years there have been about 19 people in toto in toto. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7162 "2025-02-04T20:19:15Z")
Cop: I’m arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia. Me: Wait! I can explain everything. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7163 "2025-02-05T04:46:19Z")
I used to bug people with questions. Now I take NoWital once a day and everything’s fine. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7164 "2025-02-05T04:52:44Z")
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