# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 360
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7185 "2025-03-14T00:48:44Z")
…and they’re always looking to get high. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7186 "2025-03-15T17:31:10Z")
My aunt landed a pilot. She’s a bit flighty. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7187 "2025-03-15T23:23:00Z")
Was she flying an auntie-aircraft? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7188 "2025-03-17T14:12:19Z")
That last post makes me want to go “ack! ack!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7189 "2025-03-18T21:19:58Z")
Well, go ahead. Just for the shell of it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7190 "2025-03-19T03:04:15Z")
I would rather nut go there. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7191 "2025-03-20T00:13:35Z")
Sometimes you feel like a nut! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7192 "2025-03-20T04:36:01Z")
Only when I’m having a ball. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7193 "2025-03-20T12:51:19Z")
I’m not sure if you’re going to laugh but can I give you a test tickle? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7194 "2025-04-03T15:04:46Z")
It wouldn’t be funny if I fell into a vat of imported Italian oil, but olive to laugh again. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7195 "2025-04-03T16:56:55Z")
Eating olives doesn’t usually make me nervous but sometimes I get a funny feeling in the pit in my stomach. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7196 "2025-04-04T18:17:11Z")
You don’t want to hurt the olives, so you feel pity for them. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7197 "2025-04-06T02:07:05Z")
If you’re looking to be pitted, I can direct you to the proper forum. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7198 "2025-04-06T08:32:12Z")
Yeah, but then they’d have to join the BB Queue. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7199 "2025-04-06T13:01:33Z")
Pit bulls value higher education. Some even end up going for their masters. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7200 "2025-04-07T13:55:27Z")
Some people think going for their masters is a mastiff waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7201 "2025-04-20T04:56:19Z")
If you’re hungry while time traveling you can go back four seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7202 "2025-04-20T05:19:14Z")
It was a great meal. I had seconds, and I asked for thirds. I got 33% of a pizza. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7203 "2025-04-20T15:41:26Z")
Before being executed, the Scottish cannibal requested a lass meal. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7204 "2025-04-21T14:32:31Z")
I decided to call my Scottish uncle the “Exorcist” because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=359) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=361)