# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7205 "2025-04-22T00:32:16Z")
At a traditional Scottish wedding the groom’s in a kilt and tartan’s a white dress. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7206 "2025-04-29T16:48:17Z")
The day my wife and I got married was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7207 "2025-05-02T18:32:03Z")
I’ve been busy making a belt of watches, but it was a waist of time. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7208 "2025-05-02T18:48:13Z")
Because the doctor told you to watch your waistline? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7209 "2025-05-02T19:18:45Z")
You could try on Orion’s belt but I think that would be a waist of space. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7210 "2025-05-03T00:41:24Z")
Taking Orion’s belt could get you into Sirius trouble. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7211 "2025-05-03T04:31:26Z")
Taking asteroid shot might help. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7212 "2025-05-03T14:18:04Z")
Ask yourself if internal monologues are right for you ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7213 "2025-05-07T14:26:50Z")
I told my psychiatrist that I’ve been hearing voices in my head. He told me that I don’t have a psychiatrist. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7214 "2025-05-09T03:49:29Z")
I dreamed I was speaking to cows, but no one herd me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7215 "2025-05-09T03:58:47Z")
Maybe you needed to moove a little closer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7216 "2025-05-09T14:41:40Z")
Or perhaps switch to decalf. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7217 "2025-05-12T05:30:46Z")
I fought off invaders in a pasture, and they awarded me a meadow of honor. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7218 "2025-05-12T13:08:07Z")
Clearly you were outstanding in your field. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7219 "2025-05-12T13:25:11Z")
Those Holsteins see everything in black and white. You’d think a cow would appreciate the graze. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7220 "2025-05-12T13:30:09Z")
In an ironic twist, I was also awarded the No Bull Peace Prize. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7221 "2025-05-13T00:30:23Z")
What’s a metaphor? It’s a place where cows graze. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7222 "2025-05-15T20:21:45Z")
You deserve a patty on your back. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7223 "2025-05-16T03:31:42Z")
But what have you bun for us, lately? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7224 "2025-05-16T03:37:02Z")
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