# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 362
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7225 "2025-05-16T13:03:16Z")
I knead my morning bread pun. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7226 "2025-05-23T18:47:28Z")
The Many Loaves of Doughboy Gillis ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7227 "2025-06-15T03:20:13Z")
I was bread to loaf. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7228 "2025-06-18T16:40:25Z")
Some of us only wake up late in the morning – we only rise at a leaven. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7229 "2025-06-18T17:33:37Z")
The sun rises in the yeast. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7230 "2025-06-23T13:21:54Z")
I always wear my sunglasses during sunrise because it’s such a spectacle. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7231 "2025-06-24T21:59:15Z")
We already know your plans. We saw right through them. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7232 "2025-07-03T15:37:10Z")
No need to chop that egg; I’ll hatchet. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7233 "2025-07-03T17:56:04Z")
Sounds like a real hatchet job. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7234 "2025-07-03T18:56:27Z")
Nobody axed you! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7235 "2025-07-03T23:04:22Z")
Axed me what? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7236 "2025-07-03T23:06:38Z")
What you saw. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7237 "2025-07-04T00:26:37Z")
C’mon, you know the drill. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7238 "2025-07-04T04:44:40Z")
Can we lathe this to rest? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7239 "2025-07-04T05:25:12Z")
Yeah, now we’re getting just plane silly. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7240 "2025-07-05T18:35:51Z")
Some might say screwy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7241 "2025-07-06T01:31:24Z")
That pretty much nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7242 "2025-07-06T05:46:11Z")
We’re grinding this thread down to nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7243 "2025-07-06T13:44:47Z")
We tried to tap an idea about screw threads, but it died. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7244 "2025-07-06T16:11:42Z")
No one wants to see my tool and die. Besides, are screw threads banned here? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=361) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=363)