# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7265 "2025-09-22T15:38:15Z")
Or soy I’ve heard. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7266 "2025-09-22T18:53:21Z")
I never thought that I’d become a vegetarian but you know what they say - never soy never. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7267 "2025-09-22T21:36:22Z")
Sounds like a big missed steak to me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7268 "2025-09-23T02:18:15Z")
I gave up beef for pork and recreation. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7269 "2025-09-24T03:09:32Z")
Are you getting ribbed for that move? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7270 "2025-09-24T03:36:43Z")
At my cousin’s wedding my aunt poked me in the ribs and said “You’re next”. I did the same to her at my grandma’s funeral. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7271 "2025-09-24T13:36:32Z")
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you’re ready to handle the reaper cushions. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7272 "2025-09-24T21:43:19Z")
I scuffed and scratched my outer walls because I love rough housing. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7273 "2025-10-25T12:54:25Z")
I’ve started a business getting rid of old, rotten jack-o-lanterns. It’s called Gourd Riddance. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7274 "2025-10-25T15:55:27Z")
You can repair the broken pumpkins with a pumpkin patch. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7275 "2025-10-27T16:39:48Z")
Just remember what they always say: The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7276 "2025-10-31T00:54:09Z")
That’s just a rumor and I’m here to squash it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7277 "2025-10-31T13:54:03Z")
Gourd is dead. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7278 "2025-10-31T15:14:22Z")
Gourd by a bull. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7279 "2025-10-31T16:09:33Z")
If you’re near a bull, you can’t let your gourd down. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7280 "2025-11-06T20:21:27Z")
Never mind all this talk about bulls and gourds because the guy who threw the sandwich at the fed was found not guilty. This sandwich guy is the hero we need. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7281 "2025-11-07T00:12:52Z")
Claiming a thrown sandwich is a weapon sounds hoagie to me. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7282 "2025-11-07T02:56:35Z")
Well, it was a submarine sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7283 "2025-11-07T06:25:27Z")
Next time use a club sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7284 "2025-11-07T13:49:59Z")
I’m just glad he beat the wrap. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=363) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=365)