# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7285 "2025-11-10T19:26:06Z")
Or foiled in the attempt. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7286 "2025-11-12T14:46:43Z")
It’s always important to choose a side. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7287 "2025-11-12T19:45:36Z")
And after choosing, it will be set aside. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7288 "2025-12-05T15:01:45Z")
You might say that choosing to squirt ketchup into my eyes was foolish but I say that Heinz-sight is 20/20. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7289 "2025-12-05T21:52:02Z")
[A silent tribute here to the Uma Thurman ketchup joke in _Pulp Fiction_. OK, go on, everybody.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7290 "2025-12-05T22:02:51Z")
I thought perfect Heinz-sight was 57/57. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7291 "2025-12-06T15:42:42Z")
Would this include an A-1? anyone ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7292 "2025-12-06T17:41:57Z")
I dropped a bottle of ketchup and it fell right on tomatoes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7293 "2025-12-09T17:42:40Z")
I call my wife Ketchup Bottle because she’s my main squeeze. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7294 "2025-12-09T21:14:48Z")
When the catsup, everyone’s up. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7295 "2025-12-31T16:01:07Z")
I won an award that looks like this: **!** It’s a cat ass trophy. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7296 "2026-01-24T15:41:44Z")
Oh, what’s the point, I exclaimed. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7297 "2026-01-24T16:41:54Z")
My, isn’t that punctiliously punctuated! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7298 "2026-01-25T21:08:31Z")
Sorry, I’ve been in a comma; what’d I miss? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7299 "2026-01-25T21:17:24Z")
I knew I guy who was in a comma for months. He’d been hit by a semi. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7300 "2026-01-26T13:59:53Z")
Dangling modifiers are annoying, especially when driving through traffic. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7301 "2026-01-26T22:27:43Z")
Heavy traffic always comes to a full stop. Well, for a period of time, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7302 "2026-01-27T13:53:04Z")
Sitting in my car all day really tires me out. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7303 "2026-02-07T02:34:21Z")
If I buy four new tires and get a spare for free, I call it a wheel deal. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7304 "2026-02-07T02:38:30Z")
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