# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 366
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7305 "2026-02-07T14:13:57Z")
He who smelt it dealt it! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7306 "2026-02-07T19:13:49Z")
He who farts in church sits alone in his pew. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7307 "2026-02-09T16:37:42Z")
If the queen farts, we get noble gas. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2026, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7308 "2026-02-23T09:21:54Z")
Depends on the gas. If she farts neon and xenon, well, then they argon. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7309 "2026-02-24T21:19:09Z")
If you were looking to get a laugh from a noble gas, you will get no reaction, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7310 "2026-03-01T18:00:35Z")
Under the right conditions you might get a weak HeHe. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7311 "2026-03-02T16:06:44Z")
It’s a weak day when I skip meals. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7312 "2026-03-17T14:18:00Z")
For my wife’s birthday today, I am making her carrot cake. Because she loves carrot cake a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7313 "2026-03-17T15:39:59Z")
I don’t carrot’s cake; root vegetables don’t belong in desserts. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7314 "2026-04-06T16:05:24Z")
Yeah, but nothing beets gardening. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7315 "2026-04-07T23:56:26Z")
Orange you glad? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7316 "2026-04-08T02:53:05Z")
Lettuce rejoice! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7317 "2026-04-08T14:01:02Z")
Friends, Romaines, countrymen – lend me your ears! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7318 "2026-05-06T07:07:48Z")
So corny! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7319 "2026-05-06T12:36:21Z")
I think it’s a-maize-ing ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7320 "2026-05-06T15:22:38Z")
Should we stalk them? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7321 "2026-05-21T16:06:57Z")
If someone mentions corn, I’m all ears. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7322 "2026-06-17T14:14:28Z")
Puns are ear-resistible. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7323 "2026-06-17T15:14:21Z")
What an ear-y coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7324 "2026-06-17T21:08:21Z")
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