# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 367
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7325 "2026-06-23T20:28:56Z")
Keeping your ears clean is sound advice. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7326 "2026-06-24T18:09:33Z")
Tried calling the tinnitus helpline. No answer. Just kept ringing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2026, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7327 "2026-06-24T20:03:58Z")
Pierced again? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7328 "2026-06-25T19:39:55Z")
Hawkeye was an otolaryngologist? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7329 "2026-06-25T21:11:44Z")
You would think a guy named Hawkeye would be an ophthalmologist. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7330 "2026-06-25T21:43:06Z")
My friend is sorry for everything. He’s an oft-apologist. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7331 "2026-06-28T19:21:24Z")
After all we are all human beans ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2026, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7332 "2026-06-28T20:16:39Z")
I haven’t been a bean since being here. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7333 "2026-07-01T15:23:17Z")
In Heintz sight, you should have come here sooner. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7334 "2026-07-01T15:39:48Z")
I’m trying to ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7335 "2026-07-11T01:18:10Z")
When you gotta go, you must turd. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7336 "2026-07-11T13:35:03Z")
That doesn’t mean you can’t relish it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7337 "2026-07-24T02:15:02Z")
What they served at lunch? It was really shit. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7338 "2026-07-24T02:19:59Z")
What do you expect from a dump? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7339 "2026-07-24T20:26:49Z")
Are you OK? You look a little flushed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7340 "2026-07-26T07:02:18Z")
If we’re playing poker, and it’s dealer’s choice, and I’m the dealer, then it’s deuces wild. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7341 "2026-07-28T01:30:19Z")
No matter how many deuces you hold, always play the odds. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2026, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7342 "2026-07-28T13:26:13Z")
Be careful and don’t get your lettuce from Taylor Farms. It’s pro-deuce. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7343 "2026-07-29T06:06:54Z")
Never trust produce that is grown by a guy who makes clothes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7344 "2026-07-29T14:54:27Z")
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