# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 368
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7345 "2026-08-07T14:52:20Z")
Take a gander at _that_ outfit! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7346 "2026-08-12T17:31:17Z")
We definitely quack some fowl jokes around here. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7347 "2026-08-15T16:53:08Z")
I think that goose without saying. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7348 "2026-08-20T22:59:14Z")
No idea how it happened, but I once got some goose feathers in a disco. Yep, I got down. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2026, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7349 "2026-08-25T14:49:45Z")
You should have hustled that goose right off the dance floor. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7350 "2026-08-26T01:15:25Z")
That goose was actually a pretty good dancer. Definitely not a funky chicken. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2026, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7351 "2026-08-26T05:42:01Z")
When it comes to dancing, Watusi is what you get. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7352 "2026-08-27T14:17:32Z")
Was dancing Fred Astaire’s sole purpose in life? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7353 "2026-08-27T14:57:04Z")
He always said, there’s no business like shoe business. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7354 "2026-08-27T14:59:34Z")
When he hears what people are saying, heel roll over in his grave. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7355 "2026-09-01T13:17:14Z")
I was worried that the lady giving me a pedicure was going to do a poor job, but she really nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7356 "2026-09-05T03:22:59Z")
I went to a railroad track layers’ party, and wouldn’t you know it, the punch was spiked. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7357 "2026-09-09T20:55:04Z")
I’m sure one of the party goers was just trying to let off some steam. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7358 "2026-09-09T21:01:43Z")
I heard that there was a lot of coupling happening. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7359 "2026-09-10T00:42:27Z")
It’s twoo, it’s twoo! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7360 "2026-09-10T01:28:51Z")
Oh, give me a brake, man. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7361 "2026-09-21T20:27:14Z")
Your line stopped me in my tracks. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2026, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7362 "2026-10-02T23:12:12Z")
After running over the pedestrian, the train sped off in an unknown direction. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2026, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7363 "2026-10-20T16:53:24Z")
I went to the store to get a pair of running shoes and I think I found my solemate. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/7364 "2026-10-24T17:56:24Z")
Did you kiss her, and slipper the tongue? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859.md?page=367)