# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/761 "2018-03-08T02:20:48Z")

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The other day I saw Christopher Robin a bank.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/762 "2018-03-08T02:31:46Z")

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Was this recently, or in days Eeyore?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/763 "2018-03-08T02:44:58Z")

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I’m huffalumping so much I’m getting woozle.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/764 "2018-03-08T02:55:00Z")

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It was on ‘A very Blustery day’ I heard.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/765 "2018-03-08T05:35:31Z")

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I like bluster on my toast. And hunny too.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/766 "2018-03-09T02:04:22Z")

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Winnie The Pooh is a very distinkuished bear.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/767 "2018-03-09T02:28:12Z")

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Something smells in that word.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/768 "2018-03-09T03:06:28Z")

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That doesn’t make any scents.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/769 "2018-03-09T03:26:52Z")

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But youse nose it’s correctum.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/770 "2018-03-09T04:17:59Z")

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It snot!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/771 "2018-03-09T04:34:50Z")

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It blows.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/772 "2018-03-09T04:59:42Z")

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Did you hear about the two orchestra groupies? One was always giving head in the string section, while the other was blowin’ in the wind.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/773 "2018-03-09T05:08:25Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Did you hear about the two orchestra groupies? One was always giving head in the string section, while the other was blowin’ in the wind.

But the oboist went to jail because she was A minor.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/774 "2018-03-09T05:40:17Z")

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They had a pianist but we are grateful he didn’t play an upright.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/775 "2018-03-09T05:56:24Z")

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It could be a tromboner.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/776 "2018-03-09T06:04:28Z")

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This is a nice, clean thread. Please, no sax and violins.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/777 "2018-03-09T06:22:22Z")

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Well we could go with the French horn.  
You know how those French are!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/778 "2018-03-09T15:30:31Z")

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What do they represent? I was never clear on their cymbalism.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/779 "2018-03-09T17:03:26Z")

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You’d need a tuba lube to insert that slide trombone, even cymbalically.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/780 "2018-03-09T19:58:14Z")

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A Brass-y statement, indeed.

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