# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/61 "2018-01-08T23:03:22Z")
Mozart was big on cherry tarts, while Bach’s lunches are still talked about today. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/62 "2018-01-09T00:23:08Z")
Frédéric bought fresh fruit every time he went grocery Chopin. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/63 "2018-01-09T02:10:00Z")
I tried to write an opera about the Messiah, but I wasn’t able to Handel it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/64 "2018-01-09T03:13:34Z")
This whole thing is beginning to come unRaveled. Try to find something secure to Holst onto. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/65 "2018-01-09T03:33:08Z")
I used to go down to a nearby tavern where the locals frequently drank a lot and rambled about composers and their favorite produce. But these sots didn’t know the subject very well. It was mostly just Bartok. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/66 "2018-01-09T03:45:24Z")
It took Brahms seven years to complete his Lullaby, for obvious reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/67 "2018-01-09T03:46:05Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > This whole thing is beginning to come unRaveled. Try to find something secure to Holst onto. Either that, or go into Haydn. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/68 "2018-01-09T05:28:17Z")
Drunkards’ favorite composer? Philip Glass ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/69 "2018-01-09T05:28:17Z")
One banana, Two banana, Three banana, Four… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/70 "2018-01-09T05:39:42Z")
After a day on the ski slopes, I had trouble walking through the winter lodge doors. Then I remembered to Tchaikovsky. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/71 "2018-01-09T05:56:42Z")
I went to our local pet shelter. I wanted to adopt a puppy, but I couldn’t decide between 4 dogs. I finally had too do the “eeny-meeny-miny-moe” method to choose. I selected Puccini. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/72 "2018-01-09T07:08:29Z")
Hollywood celebrities were discussing who they would portray at a costume party where the theme was “Famous Composers.” Arnold Schwartzeneggar famously announced, “I’ll be Bach.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/73 "2018-01-09T11:43:41Z")
Arnold Schwartzeneggar? That’s the last Strawinksi! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/74 "2018-01-12T05:34:39Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Hollywood celebrities were discussing who they would portray at a costume party where the theme was “Famous Composers.” Arnold Schwartzeneggar famously announced, “I’ll be Bach.” Wouldn’t Bach be a decomposer? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/75 "2018-01-12T06:16:57Z")
My chicken says, Bach, Bach, Bach! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/76 "2018-01-12T09:35:36Z")
Your chicken is Baroque-en. ---
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/77 "2018-01-12T10:57:06Z")
I love bananas. At first I would peel them. Then I learned to break them in half. Now I cut a banana with a knife. It takes 5 slices to cut open a banana. One each for the ends, the third is to cut the banana in half, and the last to split each half in two. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/78 "2018-01-12T22:34:07Z")
Tropical snowmen have bananas for noses. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/79 "2018-01-13T15:08:55Z")
At a bris, the rabbi gets the payment, but the mohel gets the tip. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/80 "2018-01-13T16:57:27Z")
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