# I like bananas a bunch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/861 "2018-03-15T11:23:49Z")

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_Love’s Lasagna’s Lost_ and _The Taming of the 'Shroom_

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/862 "2018-03-15T12:36:26Z")

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Don’t forget _Swisschard II_ and _III_, and \*Romaine Lettuce & Julienned Potatoes \*.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/863 "2018-03-15T13:24:12Z")

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Enough! Further Shakespeare puns should be barred.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/864 "2018-03-15T14:31:09Z")

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As the Bard (heh) himself said: “Never a collander or blender be”. Lets juice!

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/865 "2018-03-15T14:46:32Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> As the Bard (heh) himself said: “Never a collander or blender be”. Lets juice!

Get thee to a punnery.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/866 "2018-03-15T15:33:19Z")

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I don’t like their ‘habits’.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/867 "2018-03-15T16:02:47Z")

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Nuns who sleepwalk are Roamin’ Catholic.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/868 "2018-03-15T16:13:46Z")

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Rector? I hardly knew her.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/869 "2018-03-15T16:48:59Z")

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She’s getting to be an 'abbot with me.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/870 "2018-03-15T17:55:17Z")

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You are a ‘font’ of knowledge.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/871 "2018-03-15T20:00:32Z")

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Don’t pretend at being innocent and nave with me, or I’ll beat you to a pulpit.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/872 "2018-03-15T20:36:04Z")

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I think there are apse for that.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/873 "2018-03-15T21:55:57Z")

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I hope you realise that I’m writing down a transept of this conversation.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/874 "2018-03-15T22:04:09Z")

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Pew!!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/875 "2018-03-15T23:51:29Z")

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Maybe we should altar the topic.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/876 "2018-03-15T23:53:30Z")

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Do you have an ‘offering’?

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/877 "2018-03-16T04:12:35Z")

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A sack of rice?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/878 "2018-03-16T06:22:06Z")

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Corn’t you see how I’m barley holding back my rye comments?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/879 "2018-03-16T06:37:33Z")

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But your picture is grain-y.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/880 "2018-03-16T07:25:39Z")

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As Neil Sedaka once sang, “Ooh, I hear laughter in the grain…”

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