# I like bananas a bunch **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 4, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859 "2018-01-04T17:20:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/901 "2018-03-20T12:48:33Z")
Well, would you be impressed if a piano fell on you? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/902 "2018-03-20T14:19:47Z")
Etude, Brutus? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/903 "2018-03-20T14:24:06Z")
Sure, I’ll czerny out some more. Just show me the pan. Or we’ll have a seance with toothbrushes, for trance and dental. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/904 "2018-03-20T19:24:53Z")
My puns didn’t pan out, because my voice was the Bard reading his reviews. Alas, poor me! As the crones predicted at their bubbly seance, lack breath shall sleep no more. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/905 "2018-03-20T20:48:02Z")
Do horse doctors make paddock calls? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/906 "2018-03-20T22:52:17Z")
You mean to see if the kid really has a colt or if he’s a pony baloney? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/907 "2018-03-21T00:11:07Z")
After long days of giving speeches on the campaign trail, Roy Moore would often find himself feeling a little horse. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/908 "2018-03-21T00:27:26Z")
That’s washed up, like shores hit. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/909 "2018-03-21T02:09:52Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > That’s washed up, like shores hit. :: off thread:: I never know what the hell you are trying to say. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/910 "2018-03-21T02:19:17Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > :: off thread:: I never know what the hell you are trying to say. :: off thread:: It’s in the style of a cryptic crossword clue. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/911 "2018-03-21T02:21:11Z")
That’s horse shit, bass ackwards. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/912 "2018-03-21T04:13:45Z")
Now I’m feeling conch shellfish :o ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/913 "2018-03-21T04:57:05Z")
I feel alittle squiddish myself. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/914 "2018-03-21T06:22:33Z")
Could you speak up? I think I may have a herring problem. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/915 "2018-03-21T12:40:20Z")
Be nice, I’m urchin you not to make anemone. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/916 "2018-03-21T13:13:06Z")
I’m working to get my friend [Kip Addotta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI)entry position so I’ll be off the hook. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/917 "2018-03-21T13:48:41Z")
With trout a doubt, you people have no sole; you should listen to more songs by salmon Dave. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/918 "2018-03-21T16:54:46Z")
I would offer a standard deviation from the theme of math but I have no variable. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/919 "2018-03-21T17:24:18Z")
Sharks, alive! I am reallly tired of this division. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-like-bananas-a-bunch/805859/920 "2018-03-21T19:58:09Z")
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